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Frank Lampard isn't happy about Everton’s fixture scheduling by the Premier League! 😳
"We've got the short straw this week."
📹 @footballdaily
Me & my lass are doing the Great North Run this year for the 1st time. We're running for the MS Society. If you're able to donate anything at all or retweet this, that would be hugely appreciated. We're not runners so just finishing will be an achievement. justgiving.com/page/sandrada…
Fair play, absolute legend of his genre
Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana
"I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana"
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Replying to @Toblerone
@Toblerone SHUT UP YOU TRIANGLE CUNT. I'LL EAT YOU BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK ON HERE
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Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family
Decibelland Road is unironically the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Daniel Farke still has some Leeds fans to convince but last night showed why he deserves support. Got his tactics right, 3-5-2. Got the mood right, helped by Ampadu’s intensity, impassioned fans and an early goal. Plenty of comments about Chelsea’s individual mistakes but Farke’s players forced the mistakes. They’re playing for him. Needs to keep Calvert-Lewin fit. Liverpool visit Decibelland Road, 5.30pm, Saturday. #LUFC
Happy 2 year anniversary of Sol Campbell calling out Usain Bolt at 3am whilst fuming at EA Sports for his pace rating
Bolt hit a top speed of 24.04mp You have to remember I did this speed when I was 34 YEARS OLD imagine the pace I could generate at the age of 23 my friends facts and figures #invincible @easportsfifa @uefa_official @fifaworldcup @permierleague @arsenal respect is due!
Two years later and our pissed up captain is singing it on an open top bus parade in the middle of town, some club
💬 "We always want to be respectful" Jesse on Willy's chant

ALT "We always want to be respectful. It's so important to maintain high levels of respect, and I know within our group we have that. Our fans are great, they show passion and want the team to be successful. I love how much they love Willy, but is there a way to modify it to be as passionate, but more respectful?" Jesse Marsch on Willy Gnonto chant
Unreserved apologies to all the fans in the Plymouth end who I called fat cunts who later transpired to be fellow Leeds fans MOT
Popping Champagne at Tamworth Services is crazy work

















