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Lawyer. Entrepreneur. Semi-coherent aggregation of organic molecules. National treasure.

Joined March 2009
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Pudge faced mimsby. Dude has never broken a sweat in his entire life. His physique is that of a Ziploc bag filled with milk.
There is something so unnatural about his face..I can't put my finger on it..just very odd?
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FYI, the BOS 7, 8, and 9 hitters for the current game are Jarren Duren, Connor Wong, and Tsung-Che Cheng. Or, in other words, Jaaaarrr-en Duran Wong, Chen to-night Jaren Duran Wong, Chen to-night. Jaaaarrr-en Duran Wong, Chen to-night Jaren Duran Wong, Chen to-night.
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Marshmallow Mayer hits the IL today with an ouchie on his forearm
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Replying to @column
@column You do NOT make it easy to report when your account holders are impersonating federal government employees and committing fraud. Please tell me immediately where I can send info on such transaction.
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@column Hmm. No response? Please provide an email address (the one on your website doesn’t seem to work) where I can report the fraudulent transaction. From the info I saw, it doesn’t look as if you complied with your federal KYC obligations.
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Note: if you subscribe to @Telegraph (Telegraph UK and World News) and later try to cancel your subscription, they keep billing you anyway. It’s the Let-the-customers-into-the-store-but-then-don’t-let-them-out business model.
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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.
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Shhh… his secret identity is my son/avatar. Don’t tell anyone that part.
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IT. IS. A. CATCH!! @HCrossFB defeats, FBS opponent, Buffalo with a last second hail mary! 🤯 #FCS #SCTop10 x 🎥 @PatriotLeagueTV
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Love these recommendations. Gangland, in particular, is great.
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Thanks to all who pre-ordered!!
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Sure. This seems like a good idea. Until it creates a race of Groots that takes over the Earth. cnn.com/2022/07/15/business/…
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I’m no longer sure what “literally” literally means, literally.
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As apt a visual metaphor as I’ve seen for the borderless pan-fractiousness of the splintered, post-industrial world…
I’ve seen almost 400 kung-fu and wuxia movies over the past three years, so when I say I’ve never seen a fight like this before, it’s not hyperbole (Drunken Dragon/Exciting Dragon - dir. Chiu Chung-Hing, 1985)
Luke OBrien retweeted
Banksy brilliant
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Couldn’t agree more. Also, before you ask, I’m not in the picture.
My brother Luke just took me to an incredible restaurant near my old 'hood: The Bluebird Bar & Wood-Fired Grill. If these guys aren't geniuses, I don't know the meaning of the word.
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NFL marketing plans for a football-focused run-up to the Superbowl - LIVE VIEW #NFL #SuperBowl #RooneyRule #BrianFlores #BrianFloresIsRight youtube.com/watch?v=vFLJvpwm…
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