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luke

@lukenessss

no.1 Piplup lover

 South Africa
Joined December 2019
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I don’t care anymore
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me when I see someone with eyebrow slits
cherry 🔻 (@cherry_kiss123) profile picturecherry 🔻@cherry_kiss123Nov 8
This is sending me. She really pressed her about the pink hair…lowkey I don’t believe the other girl either 😂😂
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I hate when people have the same name as me even tho I have a basic ass name
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mind you scooby is fish here cant say the same for that cross dresser tho
𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙨 ❄ (@B3AUTlFULRUlN) profile picture𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙨 ❄@B3AUTlFULRUlNNov 7
now they knew they looked a clocky mess-
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Rams@ramenramsNov 6
They’ll kill you for being the people’s princess
. (@Dboysback65) profile picture.@Dboysback65Nov 4
Hate a bitch that just knows everybody, lmao like how do you even know them 😭
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Babe I swear I was only dancing behind the dj booth as a networking opportunity
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the male g-spot in your butt means evolution was working in favour of male sodomy
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and female sodomy is favoured because if a man can climax once and a woman can climax multiple times it’s only efficient to climax with other women
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god made man to be penetrated and women to be pleased. remember that.
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JOBURG ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!!
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they must finish counting the votes yoh I’m sick
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Meg@megannn_lynneNov 2
i cry at the start of every movie i guess cause i wish i was making things too
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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okay time to confess I thought in Melatonin I thought Tinashe was saying “patois” instead of “back door” and then when they played it at the club I was yelling the wrong lyrics
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with conviction even
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went from 10-15 films to 1-4 films per month
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god i hate my girlfriend
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I feel like exclusive books is crazy cuz why do you not have the books people want? like all my friends are saying they go asking for a book that is popular and it’s not there
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they didn’t even have the new hunger games like yall played
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