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Congratulations
Does El-Nino cause morning sickness and drowsiness? 🤧
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Rwanda is hosting F1. Did you see Kagame rushing to the track to record a video of himself announcing it? In fact, it was the minister who made the announcement. Your president has turned everything into a campaign tool. Even a simple friendly football match, funded by taxpayers, has to be announced with all the political theatrics. Politicians, CSs, chiefs and village elders affiliated with the government must all flood social media with captions praising him and his regime for organising it. The joke really does tell itself.
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Chers Chinois, Mbappé a raison, Mao Zedong est un dictateur et la Chine est un État totalitaire. Mon nom est Wesley Fofana et je joue pour le Chelsea Football Club.
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I’ll vote for whichever political party deports malo gusto
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And the way he was laughing before his turn in the shootout like he was gonna do something important
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What in the Delap is Emegha
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Man why is gusto even in chelsea🚮
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Six days later, people still trapped pale Eastleigh and it seems everyone has moved on. Not a single post by the president. Hatuna nchi hapa
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Somebody calls a whole press conference to announce that ati Bayern Munich will be playing Ajax in Kenya! Kenyans held their breath, hoping the big announcement would be some tax relief, or lower fuel prices, or some relief from the unbearable cost of living. Only to be told about a football match! We seriously need a President.
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Fofana its time to learn arabic
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Straight out of the Romans playbook…give them games in the colosseum, to make them forget about hunger and the cost of living…..Miss me with the bullshit
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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I dread to think about the amount of money spent to set up this B-Team match, in a country with so many problems. Besides, how do we even benefit from this? Even their own fans don't want first team players risking injuries playing one extra game mid-season. That man is desperate
Official: Ruto announces Talanta Stadium will be opened on 5th January 2027 with a match between Bayern Munich and Ajax. The stadium, that has 52 skyboxes, will also be called the Raila Odinga stadium.
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Term bado ni moja hata ulete Timothee chalamet na Denis Villeneuve waactie dune 3 hapo kwa vumbi ya kitengela
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Lecturers are on strike. Fuel price is on the roof. Hospitals are struggling. But Ruto would rather spend hundreds of millions paying Bayern Munich to come and play in kenya for 90mins. Aki heri Nugu rais kuliko Rais nugu kama hii
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Its nice we get to see Bayern and Ajax play but I hope its not one of those where only 2 first team players come with the team
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genuinely not trusted a penalty clip since the great night of may 30th 2026
Bruno Guimaraes penalty miss
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I just burnt 20 usd worth of claude api credits in an hour wut
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You need 26 hrs of screen time ndio jokes za huku zisikupite 😭😭😭
You after two mins of honest work😂😂
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If you want to play badminton Nairobi Jeffery's has an indoor court. 350 per person per hour(700 bob). You can rent out racquets if you're not bringing yours at 200 bob each. Putting this here because I couldn't find enough details online before going
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*Jafferys
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