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When people ask me what my goals are in the gym, I show them this picture. I wanna be able to throw up 4 plates like Ms. Frizzle
luke retweeted
I try not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I have a REALLY hard time believing in a short text exchange, the alleged shooter:
> Makes his confession.
> Confirms location of the weapon.
> Confirms the type of weapon.
> Confirms it was wrapped in a towel.
> Confirms his motive.
> Exonerates the decoy [George Zinn].
> Admits to the bullet engravings.
> Confirms the wardrobe change.
> Confirms how long he’s been planning it.
> Discloses the existence and location of a [now destroyed] pre-written confession note.
> Randomly tells his boyfriend that his dad is die hard MAGA (as if he wouldn’t already know given the nature of their relationship)
> And is worried about his Dad/Grandpa being upset if he doesn’t come home with the rifle, not the fact that he just used it to commit a murder.
Not to mention a 22-year old terminally online Zoomer using phrases like:
“Squad car”
“Drop point”
“Swept the area”
“My vehicle”
“Till I died of old age”
“My old man”
I’m sorry, I just don’t believe it.
H/T @urinalwallpoet @andrewmaga84
This guy is my favorite thing to happen on the internet since Candy Mountain
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hey MAGA, just remember what it says in the Bible since y’all look to that book so much: “When a stranger resides with you in your land, you shall not wrong him”


























