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linus van pelt 🐚🐚🐚

@lvpelt

gen-x cosmic stripper specializing in dry wall, constantly unsupervised.

 Quantico, VA
Joined July 2015
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when i hit $25.00 right on the nose at the gas pump
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Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) profile picture
Igor Sushko
@igorsushko4 Sep 2024
🚨 BREAKING: Kremlin agents in the US with millions of Twitter followers were paid $10 million by Russia to spread disinformation and rally support for convicted felon Trump on social media per indictment unsealed by the Department of Justice. TENET Media, based in Tennessee.
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Will Sommer
@willsommer4 Sep 2024
This indictment alleges that right-wing commentators like Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson, Tim Pool, and Lauren Southern β€” as part of the "Tenet Media" YouTube channel β€”Β have been unwittingly working for a Russian influence operation. teapawt.net/TheJusticeDept/status/…
U.S. Department of Justice (@TheJusticeDept) profile pictureU.S. Department of Justice
@TheJusticeDept4 Sep 2024
Two RT Employees Indicted for Covertly Funding and Directing U.S. Company that Published Thousands of Videos in Furtherance of Russian Interests πŸ”—: justice.gov/opa/pr/two-rt-em…
Press Release. Two RT Employees Indicted for Covertly Funding and Directing U.S. Company that Published Thousands of Videos in Furtherance of Russian Interests. September 4, 2024

ALT Press Release. Two RT Employees Indicted for Covertly Funding and Directing U.S. Company that Published Thousands of Videos in Furtherance of Russian Interests. September 4, 2024

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Aric Toler
@AricToler4 Sep 2024
A new DoJ indictment alleges that RT employees "covertly fund[ed] and direct[ed]" a US company with $10m in order to push pro-Russia content. The company is based in Tennessee. There is one media company based in Tennessee with the same phrase listed in the indictment...
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snkr-sneak@pln2bs1 Sep 2024
So I'm 48 and dress like a skater. Beautiful day! Got the full snail ensemble, So Got on the board so I could show up my buddy @cj_sc00t Fuck skateboarding! Wheres my life alert? @Felix51223307 @Mr_LaCeSwAp @Tony_Tucka
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kira@vksflmz1 Sep 2024
September 1st, 1989. Dear diary…
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Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) profile picture
Paperback Paradise
@paprbckparadise27 Aug 2024
romance α΅‡α΅ƒαΆœα΅ αΆœα΅’α΅›α΅‰Κ³ ⬇️
Science fiction book cover featuring a woman wielding a whip with a man in cuffs before her standing before a desolate background. Copy and title read: They're a poly couple living in the post-apocalypse who are LOOKING FOR A THIRD by D.T. Fuchs

ALT Science fiction book cover featuring a woman wielding a whip with a man in cuffs before her standing before a desolate background. Copy and title read: They're a poly couple living in the post-apocalypse who are LOOKING FOR A THIRD by D.T. Fuchs

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Emmy Potter@emmylanepotter25 Aug 2024
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME LOVE LIES BLEEDING IS ACTUALLY A STEPMOM REUNION
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Alyssa Cristelli@AlyssaCristelli28 Aug 2024
HAPPENING NOW: Crews pull a Range Rover from the Schuylkill River. Police tell me a couple was being intimate inside the car early this morning when they accidentally shifted the car into drive, causing it to roll into the river. @phl17
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The Women's Game
@WomensGameMIB11 Aug 2024
NOT ONLY DID MAL SWANSON WIN A GOLD MEDAL, BUT SHE ALSO SCORED THE GAME-WINNING GOAL. BABY MAL WOULD BE SO PROUD πŸ₯Ή πŸ“Έ @alexmrgns @brfootball
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The Ringer@ringer10 Aug 2024
STEPH CURRY SAID NIGHT NIGHT πŸ˜΄πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (πŸ“Ό @NBCOlympics)
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Golden State Warriors
@warriors10 Aug 2024
ART. πŸ“Ί USA Network & Peacock
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz9 Aug 2024
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Moko@LEGOdouMoko3 Aug 2024
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lol yeah science
The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) profile pictureThe Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow31 Jul 2024
Fox News' Jesse Watters: β€œWhen a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman." @Acyn
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Paperback Paradise
@paprbckparadise7 Jul 2024
book
Science fiction book cover with a massive face embedded in the landscape and starring up into the sky - cover text reads: She laid down to JUST REST HER EYES but woke to discover that she NAPPED WAY TOO LONG AGAIN It's the goddamn distant future now dammit all my friends are dead and I'm embedded in the Earth by LAYE AWAKENSON

ALT Science fiction book cover with a massive face embedded in the landscape and starring up into the sky - cover text reads: She laid down to JUST REST HER EYES but woke to discover that she NAPPED WAY TOO LONG AGAIN It's the goddamn distant future now dammit all my friends are dead and I'm embedded in the Earth by LAYE AWAKENSON

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Jeff Ewing@ReelJeffEwing29 Jul 2024
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Safety
@Safety26 Jul 2024
All X users have the ability to control whether their public posts can be used to train Grok, the AI search assistant. This option is in addition to your existing controls over whether your interactions, inputs, and results related to Grok can be utilized. This setting is available on the web platform and will soon be rolled out on mobile. This privacy option is available under the same Privacy settings accessible to every X user, making it easily accessible with just a few clicks. Learn more on our Help Center: help.x.com/en/using-x/about-…
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The Associated Press
@AP25 Jul 2024
Chicken wings advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides apnews.com/article/boneless-…
Chicken wings advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides

Chicken wings advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides

The Ohio Supreme Court says consumers can't expect boneless chicken wings to actually be free of bones.

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