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I’m all over the place as a writer: I've written about the Beatles, cannabis, the Second Amendment, and Indiana Jones (https://teapawt.net/t.co/KATqdp5X2Y).

Upper West Side, NYC
Joined August 2010
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Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.
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HARRISON FORD with a zinger of a joke on Letterman.
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Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who agrees that trump's pick of Stephen Miller as WH Chief of Staff means his brains are mush and he doesn't give a damn because Stephen Miller is just an evil, mean, miserable jackass. 2028 will be LIT.
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Replying to @JoshMalina
Not falling for this, you cruel prankster. 🤭
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Barry Lyons retweeted
This contentious interchange between the NY Times and @GinaHinojosaTX was truly amazing. Hinojosa offered one of the best explanations of populism I've ever seen. Her comments were a total rejection of Corporate Dems' neoliberal formula. Her Texas victory is a game changer.
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The moment he transforms into Mr. Bean is insanely good.
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Vibes in America tonight.
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There’s no way this poster will go down as well in America 🇺🇸 Might try it anyway 😂
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Replying to @rickygervais
🤣 thank you Ricky for showing the world side of Patrick.
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The first five of the 10 Commandments are bullshit. Disrespecting the Christian God (or any god) or one's parents (if they haven't earned your respect) is not wrong, QED sin is just an invented disease to sell a snake oil cure.
Is it though? I find it fascinating how many atheists are obsessed with denying the reality of sin, me thinks the lady doth protest too much, don’t you?
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All life dies: No afterlife. Body decomposes. Energy disperses. The end.
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One of these men is thinking in centuries - the other is thinking "is the camera still on me?”
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Replying to @elonmusk
AI had been the standard term since 1956. 'Superintelligence' had a very specific and powerful meaning when Nick Bostrom wrote about it in 2014 - an AI that vastly exceeds human cognitive abilities across all domains. Conflating these terms is very confusing, counterproductive, historically uninformed, and insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who have worked on AI over the last 70 years.
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Trump is making decisions as president based on what will personally make him more money. I’m old enough to remember when Fox News threw tantrums and Republicans called for endless hearings when Joe Biden received a $40,000 loan repayment check from his brother.
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Claiming science is "limited to the physical" rescues nothing. Evidence is limited to what can leave evidence. Any entity—physical or otherwise—that changes or impinges on reality should produce consequences. Perpetual undetectability isn't transcendence—it's evidential failure.
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The evidence Jesus rose from the dead.
Name one thing you could fit inside this bag
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Replying to @evilsteveve
The evidence is extremely weak. It's like saying there's evidence of vampires because a bunch of people claimed to see them 2000 years ago. Calling THAT evidence is a stretch and a half.
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Replying to @TheHistoryGuy07
"it's out of context" is a weird defence and YEC can't play that card or they'd be smearing their own shit on the babble. Saying the text is misrepresented is funny considering how every quote is divinely ordained . You'd think an omniscient deity would choose their words more carefully.
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The biggest joke I’ve heard all week.
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This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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