So @electricfamily is giving away two tickets to any 2020 music festival in the USA & $500 cash. Enter here > electricfamily.com/pages/202… swee.ps/JMOJEylxc

Michael Sellers · Jul 4, 2014 · 4:03 AM UTC

AMERICA!!! AMERICA!!! A-M-E-R-I-C-A!!!! WHOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Michael Sellers · Jun 14, 2014 · 5:30 AM UTC

"If the nipple to boob ratio isn't good, the boob size doesn't matter." -Abraham Lincoln

Michael Sellers · May 30, 2014 · 4:16 PM UTC

Meet up beginning of 8th at flagpole. We have seniors at the office doors, that's our route in.

thomas · Apr 11, 2014 · 2:32 AM UTC

Michael Sellers retweeted

Everyone go see my friends @LeviSublett @MadMyf and @m_sels in Children of Eden! You won't regret it! #proudfriendtweet 👏

Michael Sellers · Feb 25, 2014 · 7:05 PM UTC

The elderly man behind me in line just said holy cheese and crackers <3

Michael Sellers · Dec 30, 2013 · 7:57 PM UTC

Two and a half hours into this crime and punishment essay aaaaaand I'm grooming my cats.

Michael Sellers · Dec 25, 2013 · 9:34 PM UTC

My great grandma just said that she was finer than frog hair...

Michael Sellers · Dec 7, 2013 · 4:50 PM UTC

Not getting bodied at #pathesfest13 @levisub76 @korte_forte @PADECArox

Michael Sellers · Dec 1, 2013 · 7:19 PM UTC

Thank god I could finally shave my face, my six hairs were getting super long

Michael Sellers · Nov 28, 2013 · 5:51 PM UTC

When my grandma was asked to toast the meal, she began singing red solo cup

Michael Sellers · Nov 23, 2013 · 9:47 PM UTC

I love my mom and happy birthday to her. But I cannot stand watching football with her at all

Michael Sellers · Nov 18, 2013 · 10:33 AM UTC

Florida bound!!

Michael Sellers · Nov 16, 2013 · 12:28 AM UTC

Watch out, if Brian spins and hits u in the face, your nose will break. #theshowmustgoon

Michael Sellers · Nov 14, 2013 · 11:12 PM UTC

I'm experimenting in the kitchen

Michael Sellers · Nov 12, 2013 · 11:18 AM UTC

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!!