The Mormon that Lilburn Boggs warned you about. Will rock and roll at the drop of a hat. Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess.
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Never trust a fart
A massive fireball suddenly engulfs an Indonesian street vendor as he pushes his meatball cart through a residential neighborhood.
The terrifying moment is captured on surveillance footage as flames surround the seller and his cart.
Despite the intensity of the blaze, the man reportedly walks away with only minor burns.
The rare occasion when a white liberal woman discovers the concept of consequences.
Yesterday I made a joke about Charlie Kirk’s murder. My actions and my words are my own. I do not represent anyone other than myself. Upon reflection, it was wrong for me to celebrate, or perpetuate the celebration of, Charlie Kirk’s death. I apologize for doing so sincerely. Nobody should be murdered or persecuted for their speech.
Life your life so well that pedophiles, baby killers, communists, and other degenerates celebrate your murder a year after you’re gone.
I voted for Trump. My coworker did not. He has talked about Trump more in the last 20 minutes than I ever have in my entire time I’ve had this job. TDS is real.
Accidentally baptized myself with White Monster while trying to save a spider that was crawling into my shirt at work so that’s how my day is going.
In the year of our Lord 2026 there should not be a single square inch of this great country where my $1000 phone doesn’t get full coverage.
There are two other people in this room and neither one understands that it’s possible to wear too much cologne.