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@macandcheesish

living life like it’s a Karan Johar monologue gone wrong

Joined July 2014
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very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot we're genius like that
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Office me timepass krne ke liye nuskhe de pls
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aaj hi mascara lgaya tha aur aaj hi office waalo ne rula diya
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"Who is your fav actor ?" India acting as a democratic country 💅
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crying in rickshaw and train while wind blows and you listen to music is such a rite of passage for adulting in Mumbai
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Rahul naming his daughter after his ex-situationship from college ess6 diabolical ngl What was Karan Johar thinking
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not mysterious@macandcheesishOct 2
The sad part about these "I am Jane Doe" posts is none of us are lying
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The sad part about these "I am Jane Doe" posts is none of us are lying
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Jackettes@Jack_xlineSep 26
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@rvinjayx_Sep 26
Manifesting.
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Ganesh ji ka visarjan ho gya, aab Gyanesh ki baari
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bhai atleast Jai Singh Rathore se bach gai
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not mysterious@macandcheesishSep 19
nothing is louder than the silence between two people who went from best friends to total strangers, with each other's secrets and what makes it louder is that one of them tried to keep the friendship alive, but the other one just let it go like it was nothing
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nothing is louder than the silence between two people who went from best friends to total strangers, with each other's secrets and what makes it louder is that one of them tried to keep the friendship alive, but the other one just let it go like it was nothing
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sometimes all you need is a 'pta hai aaj kya hua?' person
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Dera Ojobo@deraojoboSep 7
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why did you take my ghee? bhai ga*nd me ghusa lo apni ghee ko I don't even like ghee The cook asked for ghee, to cook your food by the way
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not mysterious@macandcheesishSep 5
I didn't know how much I hated bridezillas until I met one. You want to look your best on your day, you do you. Do whatever you think is best but please stop creating nuisance for others. Your priorities are very different from my priorities. And its high time brides realise that
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I didn't know how much I hated bridezillas until I met one. You want to look your best on your day, you do you. Do whatever you think is best but please stop creating nuisance for others. Your priorities are very different from my priorities. And its high time brides realise that
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Me after realising that work problems aren’t my problem
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