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Justin K

@machine_faux

Father. Jets fan. Chef.

 Everything/Nothing
Joined July 2012
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I’m doing a Kickstarter to buy Ted Cruz a Fleshlight
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Rest in peace, Frank Vincent, unless of course they decide to develop your gravesite into condominiums in 6 months
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everyone: sucks that summer is ending me:
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what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day
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I paid $16 for wifi on my flight and it hardly worked, I had to watch a DVD like some 2012 bathsalts whore.
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Hope those of you at pax have a great time! Don't go to too many Sonic orgies!!!
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Say hello to my new original fursona! Her name is Cheese Bloc.
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Need help signing up for ACA coverage? Open enrollment is Nov 1-Dec 15. RT if you don't want Trump's sabotage to work. teapawt.net/rachellinstead/status/… – at Brooklyn, NY
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan2 Sep 2017
'This is crazy,' sobs Utah hospital nurse as cop roughs her up, arrests her for doing her job a.msn.com/01/en-ca/AAr5GcL?o…
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Trump decided not to inform people of ACA open enrollment in order to sink it. That's not the only option. RT here if you will help spread.
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This needs to go viral. It's photos & docs of Donald Trump Jr serving as keynote at a Russian real estate conference 9 yrs ago. #TrumpRussia
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did I do this right
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Didn't quite know who to root for in the first Indiana Jones movie because all sides deserved to obtain the Ark of the Covenant. All sides.
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.@neversleepon13's stiff-arm game is vicious 💀 #TENvsNYJ

Stewart stiff-arm

NFL

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No actor alive will ever nail a death scene as perfect and complex as this one...
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Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself. We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.
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The Dodo@dodo4 Jul 2017
This rescued sheep is just SO excited about life 😍

Happy Sheep Can't Stop Bouncing

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TWEEPS: We have a child missing in Brooklyn. PLEASE RETWEET to help find Jade! Missing for 2 days. @donallogue #WednesdayWisdom teapawt.net/seanpertwee/status/881…
. (@seanpertwee) profile picture.@seanpertwee2 Jul 2017
Please help find my dear friend @donallogue much loved child Jade.If anyone has any information please contact the authorities immediately
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If anyone knows anything that can help the family please contact them. teapawt.net/donallogue/status/8819…
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It was once impossible to imagine countries without Kings. A time will come when they look back and say the same of Presidents.
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