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Cali | She/Her I talk about ULTRAKILL. Art is rare ⚠️ RT and junk heavy | Sorry for the block

Joined December 2025
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I love Mirage and Adachi Rei and Nirvanna The Band The Show
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phone slipped as i was playing and i accidentally spent enchantment points to rename a single oak log "Oak Lod"
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CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes
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I think about Oak Lod every now and then.
phone slipped as i was playing and i accidentally spent enchantment points to rename a single oak log "Oak Lod"
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that site where you can review wikipedia articles is so entertaining to me
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“But matcha tastes like grass-“ AND??? LET ME GRAZE
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Paws At You
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Omc yams or do 87/20
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Genuinely hot as fuck
Replying to @Olekbear1
Unpopular opinions on Upgrade Cadet?
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OH MY GOODNESS AWWWAWWWW . AWW…. AWWW….
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how it feels being a girl who is bad at video games
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really messy doodle of V1 as a teenage girl because i think it'd be cute
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V1 cuddling a blahaj
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Shadyside. South Highland Ave. Caller sees a deer. That's the entire call.
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adhd really is the Fuck You Bum Disorder cause i have one million tasks due tomorrow and im here playing fucking Google Snake 😭😭😭 free me
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If you think people headcanon v1 and Gabriel as women for brownie points you might just be misogynistic Gabe isn't even a man lmao
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to me it just doesn’t seem genuine. yeah buddy good job. here’s brownie points for giving a machine and the splitting image of a man feminine pronouns. ‘cuz, idk, it’s epic woke sauce
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i get wym but i dont think it matters its mainly ppl projecting or finding fun/comfort in seeing the two in a more feminine light rather than doing it for the purpose of being a contrarian
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Hi lesbian and sapphic ultrakill fans I love u my good friends👋👋👋👋👋 hey guys 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
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Swaddling a vumo in blankies and feeding it blood thru a baby bottle
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Cali 🐛 the calipede
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