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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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🚨 There’s a large-scale supply chain attack in progress: the NPM account of a reputable developer has been compromised. The affected packages have already been downloaded over 1 billion times, meaning the entire JavaScript ecosystem may be at risk. The malicious payload works by silently swapping crypto addresses on the fly to steal funds. If you use a hardware wallet, pay attention to every transaction before signing and you're safe. If you don’t use a hardware wallet, refrain from making any on-chain transactions for now. It’s still unclear whether the attacker is also stealing seeds from software wallets directly at this stage. Excellent report here: jdstaerk.substack.com/p/we-j…
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Dólares vs. otras inversiones en México teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/1lDxLzdVk…
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3/ When FTX went down, Silvergate survived a 70% run on deposits A typical bank cannot survive 20% FTX didn't kill us, our regulators did
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How Libra Was Killed. I never shared this publicly before, but since @pmarca opened the floodgates on @joerogan’s pod, it feels appropriate to shed more light on this. As a reminder, Libra (then Diem) was an advanced, high-performance, payments-centric blockchain paired with a stablecoin that we built with my team at @Meta. It would’ve solved global payments at scale. Prior to announcing the project, we spent months briefing key regulators in DC and abroad. We then announced the project in June 2019 alongside 28 companies. Two weeks later, I was called to testify in front of both the Senate Banking Committee and the House Financial Services Committee, which was the starting point of two years of nonstop work and changes to appease lawmakers and regulators. By spring of 2021 (yes they slow played us at every step), we had addressed every last possible regulatory concern across financial crime, money laundering, consumer protection, reserve management, buffers, and so much more, and we were ready to launch. We had worked on a slow rollout of a limited pilot that some members of the Fed’s Board of Governors were supportive of. At last, Chair Jay Powell was ready to let us move forward in a limited way. The story, as I heard it, is that Jay Powell was told by Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen at one of their biweekly meetings that allowing this project to move forward was “political suicide,” and she would not have his back if he let it happen. I wasn’t in the room when this conversation happened, so take these words with a grain of salt, but effectively this was the moment Libra was killed. Shortly thereafter, the Fed organized calls with all the participating banks, and the Fed’s general counsel read a prepared statement to each of them, saying: “We can’t stop you from moving forward and launching, but we are not comfortable with you doing so.” And just like that, it was over. One essential point is worth making here. There was no legal or regulatory angle left for the government or regulators to kill the project. It was 100% a political kill—one that was executed through intimidation of captive banking institutions. That was the hardest part of this story for me personally. Not that we had failed, but that America, this country I immigrated to and became a proud citizen of because of its rule of law and value system, behaved in such a way for political reasons. It was a very tough pill to swallow. The bright side of the story, though, was the many learnings from this wild ride. By the end of the project, we had made so many concessions to get a thumbs-up that the whole design of the network became a Frankenstein of our initial ambitions. We also learned the biggest lesson of all, which is that if you’re trying to build an open money grid for the world—eventually moving trillions of dollars a day, designed to be here 100 years from now—you have to build it on the most neutral, decentralized, unassailable network and asset, which, hands down, is Bitcoin. And now this is what many of us who went through this scarring journey are building together at @Lightspark. And this time, we won’t stop until we get it done!
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🚨 JUST IN: US Court of Appeals rules the sanctions on Tornado Cash smart contracts are unlawful.
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Raising interest rates while only protecting the largest banks puts regional banks into receivership and ensures only "too big to fail" banks survive. The Fed has all but stopped issuing new accounts to startup banks. Why do their actions clearly support a US banking oligopoly?
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They need to narrow the scope of this "stablecoin" discussion. 1) Limit their discussion to USD-backed stablecoins. 2) Define the permissible investments - ratio of cash and short-term treasuries w/auditing. 3) Everything else out-of-scope. youtube.com/watch?v=ti0CDUxT…
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Clear rules around USD backed stablecoins will both strengthen the US dollar and bolster its use in international trade.
Draft US Digital Dollar / Payment Stablecoin Bill Enters Congress 1/ A product of bi-partisan efforts, the first comprehensive proposed law for Payment Stablecoins has arrived in Congress. Some thoughts below: docs.house.gov/meetings/BA/B…
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1) Find your representatives here: whoaremyrepresentatives.org/ 2) Call them and tell them they must vote against the "Restrict Act". This thing is far scarier than the Patriot Act: congress.gov/bill/118th-cong…
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Wild prediction: FOMC raises 25 basis points today, but shifts their guidance towards a potential pause in rate hikes framed around the slowing US inflation rate.
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I called that one. 4-3/4 to 5 percent. Time to put my magic 8-ball away.
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I hope all CEX's follow suit!
¿Prueba de Fondos, Prueba de Reservas? ¿Sabes si alguna de estas realmente ‘prueba’ que una exchange de cripto, un banco o cualquier otra institución está en una posición financiera saludable? La respuesta es no, y por eso Bitso introduce ‘The Proof That Matters’. Abrimos hilo🧵
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Not financial advice. 1) Use cold storage, not exchanges. 2) Decentralized cryptos ONLY. 3) Weight bear market survivors that hit higher highs on recovery. 4) DCA in during bear markets (now). 5) DCA out for fiat you need during bull runs. 6) Never short, margin, or day-trade.
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Consumer spending is down, interest rates are up, banks are making a killing on deposits, yet consumer debt defaults are down. Consumers are servicing debt with savings and deferring spending. If wages distantly trail inflation we are in real trouble.
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Google, Brave, and the other search engines need to offer a paid option that does two things: 1) removes ads 2) filters out content based marketing and SEO optimized garbage articles from search results 2 might be tricky, but I would gladly pay a monthly fee for this!
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Replying to @apilayer
@apilayer source currency = USD is returning this. { "success":false, "error":{ "code":201, "info":"You have supplied an invalid Source Currency. [Example: source=EUR]" } }
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Looks like it's back up. Thanks!
I've come back to this image 5 times this week already. Hilarious!
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We published our latest update to our blog. Exciting updates in crypto-remittance, USD:MXN rates hover in the 20-21 range, and crypto markets shake off weak hands as hype deflates. Check it out! buff.ly/3oACGLv
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