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ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is reading as Blue looks out of the window. Blue: Green! Blue turns towards Green, who looks up from his book. Blue: Come look outside! Both of the foxes rush onward, hurrying to get outdoors. Blue: The weather is lovely! Outside, the foxes sit serenely as pouring rain falls down on their snouts.
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green with disbelief as Green appears, looking sleepy while also wearing a comical striped night cap. Green: Well, it's been lovely, but I simply must head to bed. Blue: What? Green casually passes Blue, who turns to pursue him. Green: The sun has set, and I must retire for the evening. Blue: No! Blue grabs Green by the tail. Green turns to look at him with a pitiful look of despair on his face. Green: Why would you deprive me of my rightful rest? Blue doesn't let go of Green's tail, as Green visibly deflates in defeat. Blue: It's 5 pm!
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game, with a scattering of ambiguous and unindentifiable pieces on the board. Both are looking at the board intently. Blue: So what's your primary tactical goal this turn? Green: To have fun. Blue: No, I mean, what are your winning conditions? Blue looks up at Green as Green continues to be focused on the board. Green: Spending time with you. Green looks up as well, so now the foxes look each other in the eye. Green: Do what you must, I have already won.
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are kissing. Blue: You're wonderful. Green: No, you are. Blue: No, you. Green: No, you. Blue: No, you. Green: No, you. The foxes pull away from kissing each other to look each other in the eye. Blue: No, you are. Green: No, I'm not. Blue: Why not? A horrified expression spreads on Blue's face, while Green remains unmoved. Green: I ate the last of the apple scented soap.