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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!
10/24/26
10² + 24² = 26²
This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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I don’t need constant texting. I need consistency. Don’t make me feel like your favorite person on Monday and a stranger by Thursday.
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*slams fist on table* NEVER say that again. You are NOT nothingburger, god damn it. You’re everythingburger to me, WITH a side of fries.














