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she/they⚡ ela/elu⚡ all i want is a sleepover and pastéis de nata

Joined December 2018
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Men used to be straight enough to play Tomb Raider and see a babe dual wielding pistols and doing backflips and go "fuck yeah"
Time to address the elephant in the room: No self-respecting man would like to play as an empowered, annoying 2/10 Latina in Grand Theft Auto. This is lame and woke.
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you never realise how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present.
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top 5 female experiences: - realizing ur kinda chopped - getting called fat for the first time - realizing it was SA - developing an ED - crashing out over a guy you never even dated
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i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of
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i think this post is my roman empire
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A thing they don't tell you about the "push a button for a million dollars but someone you don't know dies" hypothetical is that literally every billionaire is effectively pressing that button as much as they can all the time because that's how exploitation works
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Yes I'm currently reading a book. No it's not a book about making money or stopping procrastination. Yes it's a fictional book about people that don't exist. Yes I feel happy and fulfilled.
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😭😭😭
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when I got formally diagnosed, my oldest sister was like "you're not autistic. if all those things mean you're autistic, then our whole family is autistic"
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"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die
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The hill will die on. Products you purchase, whether it be a game, a fitness tracker, etc. Should not require a subscription to use PERIOD! Needless to say I am boycotting Sony, PlayStation, most fitness trackers, etc.
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The sun dictates our night and day. It is the source of life on earth. The trees, the flowers, and creation itself seek its light. Without the sun, we are nothing but dust. And the suns wrath is powerful to destroy us instantly. The worship of the sun seems pretty logical to me.
Sun "worship "actually makes sense if you think about it
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she really sat down with the president of disney channel and said i wanna make history... and that's what she did
🚨 HANNAH MONTANA PERFORMS BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. INSANE.
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what is writing if not
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bridgerton season 5
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