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Galactic Level Threat of the Millennium

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Joined November 2015
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AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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tweeting with a total view count of 10 and one oomf
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@ Ryan Murphy
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Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani are reportedly dating.
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the dem senate strategy:
1. Convince Roy Cooper to run in NC 2. Finally unseat Susan Collins in Maine 3. Hope Sherrod Brown can pull off a comeback in Ohio 4. Somehow win Texas? Get Peltola to run in Alaska? 🤷‍♂️ teapawt.net/nick_field90/status/18…
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You do NOT wanna get in trouble out here this is Talarico everything and the barista lives next door
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when ur slightly more sober than everyone else and have to navigate multiple drunk friends into an uber
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MY GOVERNOR A LADY FUCK YOU JD JON HUSTED IS DONE OHIO NUMBER ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Means she had like $60 one night when she was 17
Inde Navarrette has a tattoo on her stomach. What does it mean? 👀
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And give Sydney Sweeney a damn breast reduction while you’re at it
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SEX CHANGES AND ABORTIONS FOR ALL!!!!! 3 PRIDE MONTHS THIS YEARRRRRR!!!
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@TheJakeChristie please say this is a good tweet, i yearn for your approval
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we're changing the national anthem to melatonin by tinashe
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Good morning!
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Kate McKinnon singing Hallelujah with a gospel choir on SNL this weekend
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chick-fil-a legally has to sell prep now
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Democrats elected the first openly gay US senator whose grandfather invented the chicken tender.
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rooting for mississippi to turn blue from italy at 7am
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WE DID IT AMERICA
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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