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Yuvraj@yuvrajtwtOct 21

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

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@lukepbeasleyOct 8

Absolutely insane that this was even legal to begin with.

Democrats Deliver

@DemzDeliverOct 7

🚨 Maryland Gov. Moore officially bans grocery stores from using your personal data to charge you more.

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Morris NutonthisChest@chefphoteamuhOct 4

Cause I know Niggas were expecting some lusty shit but nah he threw everyone for a loop LMMFAOOOOOOOO this black ass moment

@rapalert6Oct 3

Why would Eddie Murphy say this 😭

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bum@BattleRapBumOct 2

why you think I'm in this bitch wearing a fuckin yarmulke

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@YourBudTevinOct 1

These are followed very closely by “She in racial chat rooms showing feet” and “This nigga eating beans”

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Roc Nation Refugee@Pragmatism14Sep 29

Replying to @talleyberrybaby

Monday Night Football- ESPN Thursday Night Football-Amazon Prime Friday and Saturday- NCAA Football Sunday Football Afternoon- CBS and Fox Sunday Night Football- NBC

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buymyart@ibeemakingstuffSep 26

Everyone thinks I’m overreacting or being paranoid because I can’t show up for their birthday dinners but do you know how shitty it would be if I had an anaphylactic reaction at a birthday dinner because somehow there’s shrimp tails in the fucking sparkling water or some shit😭😭

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Ryan, Perdido en TX@RyanLostinTXSep 26

Is it appropriate to show up to a job interview with a piping hot sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two?

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@JordanUhlSep 23

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@wesamo__Aug 17

Is there a job that pays $200k to just kind of walk around

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🌥️ Overcast@bluethxghtsSep 23

“I grew up around Asians. That’s why I use Asian slurs” “I grew up around Puerto Ricans. That’s why I use Puerto Rican slurs” “I grew up around Russians. That’s why I use Russian slurs” - sentences people only utter when talking about Black people

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ol’ stocky ⛳️

@oldstockySep 23

Walking into my interview very slowly so I don’t spill my dirty martini

Allie@searobbingSep 22

Bringing an iced coffee to an interview makes you look stressed out and high maintenance. Consider instead a beer or tasteful mixed drink.

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👑Doc smooth 👑

@docsmooth718Sep 23

Asked my Uber why his car shaking. He said dont worry bout it u the one need a ride

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@lizisamusedSep 23

"Millennials waste $ on avocado toast" blew my mind because 2/$3 avocado on store-brand bread is a great cheap breakfast. Then it clicked: Boomers thought it was a $17 meal because they were the ones eating it in restaurants 💀

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M. Nnoitra@NNNo1traSep 23

Replying to @VeneratedRED

typa shit your parents will tell you to do for a job as a cashier at mcdonalds

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GoHomeRoger@Go__homerogerSep 22

Da Baby’s restaurant food looks like the exact day you supposed to throw away your Thanksgiving food

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@YeahYeahOkBroSep 22

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

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send help@himitsunobaradeSep 17

Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES

@factpostnewsSep 16

The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."

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Jared 🥄@jrdbnzSep 16

Replying to @mollydeez

Niece isn’t that great if she’s a cop

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Shoobz@shOoObzSep 15

LMAOOOOOOO

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nadine@miserydayneSep 13

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