Mallory

Hey @Microsoft Teams.. You changed the Accessibility Signer feature and now I cannot control who I can see. I am an ASL Interpreter joining meetings as a guest and I cannot mark myself as an interpreter. It's greyed out. help #help #msteams #microsoftteams #microsoft

Y’all I’m deleting this app. See ya

My dad keeps making a joke about how he saw a picture of Taylor at the tour with her bathing suit on 🙄 dad that’s her sparkly body suit!!!

PMSing is literally your body gaslighting you.

If Blondie doesn’t do an extended US leg after she gets back from overseas… I’m gonna get a custom Eras shirt but all the cities will just be IG Live and TikTok Live.

I have some p good friends 🥰

I’m about to be in my Taylor Lautner era. He better start getting hired for shit again istg

I’ve hung out with my bestie(s) like nonstop for the past 2 weeks and now I’m sad that I can’t see them everyday :(

McDonald’s employees at locations in travel hubs like airports and train stations are the backbone of this country.

“Thank you” is an appropriate response to an apology. I will rarely say “It’s okay” to one if I’m being honest.

Him: how are you? Me: *omg he’s flirting

Y’all I started crocheting finally aka it’s over for me, my wallet, and the number of blankets and sweaters I’m about to own

Plz god give us more Luke Kirby in ass hole love interests.

When you’ve been listening to Violet Chemistry by Miley Cyrus and (You) On My Arm by Leith Ross nonstop all weekend and you also saw your crush this weekend and you just “wyd”ed him. 🤡😇

This is a massive generalization but I love interpreting for old deaf ladies

Apparently ig is down but I assumed it was my internet so I reset the whole damn thing and it took me 30 min 🤡🤡

What does a family oriented Sacramento freelance interpreter Monday look like? Remote 8-9, Roseville 10-12, pick up parents from airport at 1:30, Elk Grove at 3:15, then babysit in east sac. 😌

If I end up being blessed and getting Taylor tickets and I fucking hear someone talking to the folks on their live I’m gonna throw their phone into the next section over

The only way I know what fruit or vegetables are in season is because of what people are making on cooktok/gardentok