She/Her. Old Hollywood enthusiast and cinephile. Expect lots of pop culture and entertainment industry hot takes.

California
Joined March 2009
elmo doing a pretty decent lorne michaels impression is making me lose my mind
We’re not sure the new Saturday Night Live writers will be able to make it to showtime! 😴
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i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the reno 911 dui stop
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Wickerween is upon us.
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when someone dressed up as stressed out hayao miyazaki 😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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I hate theatre kid Halloween what do you mean you’re Antoinette Perry the Platypus
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wait until u hear about her tea
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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I'm one of the furthest things from a germaphobe someone could be but when people post themselves laying down on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next to a star my brain starts screaming EW EW EW EW EW EW EW loudly that place is DIRTY
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Winnie the Pooh to Donald Duck:
hey bro should we take our pants off but leave our t shirts on I think it would be really interesting
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the four seasons orlando baby 😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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Great photo of Barbara Eden, 9-fucking5, and Vicky Lawrence, today!!!! Miss Eden posted this just now in FB. 💗
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In the 1920s, subdividers ran this bizarro ad publicizing the agrarian Valley that looked like someone singed their palm on a waffle iron. (For the unitiated, Owensmouth became Canoga Park, North LA became Northridge, and First Nat'l Studio became Warner Bros.)
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Get a Life - Chris Moves Out (S2 E1) 1992 / US TV - Fox Network / David Mirkin ☀️sound on☀️
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just a reminder that these are all of papa stellan skarsgard's children 😛
Kolbjörn Skarsgård attends "Me, You" screening during the 21st Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica on October 22, 2026 in Rome, Italy.
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sorry to succumb to capitalism but a 55 year old wildly censored ken russell movie getting official merch is kind of amazing
Sensual delights to seduce you. The first drop of our official merch line for KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS: shop.clockworkwb.com
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Meghan did more to distance herself from an alleged paedophile than the Queen and that’s why they’re really mad
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Where the fuck is Lily Gladstone? Any directors want to employ the queen?
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The mystery actor
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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Gwen Stefani was in The Aviator #gwenstefaniwasintheaviator
Charli xcx has joined the cast of Martin Scorsese’s ‘WHAT HAPPENS AT NIGHT’ alongside Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence. (variety.com/2026/film/global…)
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If you recently watched The Devils & are looking for another film inspired by the Loudun possessions, I’d highly recommend Mother Joan of the Angels, a stunning Polish horror movie loosely based on the Loudun possessions. It is set in the wake of the events depicted in The Devils
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