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no momento do acidente eu não quis ajudá-lo, pois tirar a moto de cima dele não combina com a minha estética

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Forced the mayor to send a special team from the Philly police to break up a tiny encampment at an Ivy League school with a private police force employing well over 100 former local police officers and detectives
Fun fact about Josh Shapiro: when he was in high school he announced to his classmates that he would be president by 2028. Since then, he has: -volunteered for the IOF -covered up a murder -covered up sexual harassment allegations against his top advisor -signed bombs -not increased minimum wage
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We need our best weed scientists to Jurassic Park this. I need to be chiefing on that shit that Herodotus was smoking.
We got a really fantastic new paper from Gino Caspari and team confirming that the ancient Scythians were using cannabis for its psychoactive properties. Herodotus implied it and archaeologists have found seeds, but not hard physical evidence. They even found human hair with THC!
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Trump just told me at the White House podium that he is not going to approve any wind turbines, despite the bipartisan permitting bill that is about to be voted on in the Senate
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This guy is a like a decade late to fake, divisive social justice politics. Risible.
There’s an effort underway to erode black political power in this country by blocking the election of the first-ever African American Speaker of the House.
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Fuck-- and I cannot stress this enough-- you
Neera Tanden at The National Press Club: The next two years should not be an opportunity for every group in DC to dust off their wish list for the last decade. It's not a time to pressure Congress to fruitlessly spend time, political capital on ideas that we couldn't get done in a Democratic trifecta just a few years ago.
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“Phili”
This is so insane to me. These Jewish owned businesses in Phili have no power over Netanyahu’s policy or control in Israel. What TF are y’all doing?!
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How come I never heard of male honeypots seducing women for secrets
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imagina em um final de semana o lula ganha, no outro eu vejo o bts e no outro eu não preciso fazer enem
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Você no curso de filosofia, o assunto é Paulo Freire a leitura é Educação como prática da liberdade, Lula levanta a mão e fala “grande homem, o velho era brabo”
Você no curso de História, a leitura é A Era das Revoluções. O professor fala que é um clássico do Hobsbawm e o Lula, lá do fundo manda um “o Hobsbawm? grande fã meu"
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Honeypotting seems easy, but Chinese spies have to under go years of training to allow them to not roll their eyes while talking to a tech bro
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Você no curso de R.I., a aula é sobre teoria crítica. O professor fala que a leitura é um livro de Noam Chomsky e Lula, lá do fundo manda um "Chomsky? Foi me visitar quando eu tava preso"
Você no curso de História, a leitura é A Era das Revoluções. O professor fala que é um clássico do Hobsbawm e o Lula, lá do fundo manda um “o Hobsbawm? grande fã meu"
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No curso de Música, a aula é sobre Bossa Nova e Vinicius de Moraes, o Lula levanta a mão no fundo da sala e diz: "professor, uma pergunta, ou melhor, uma provocação..."
Você no curso de História, a leitura é A Era das Revoluções. O professor fala que é um clássico do Hobsbawm e o Lula, lá do fundo manda um “o Hobsbawm? grande fã meu"
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chocada que eles não têm cara de gato brasileiro mesmo
quão doida vc é? eu: viajo pra Espanha, encontro gatos abandonados, volto um mês depois pra trazer eles pro brasil
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2 semanas de lula eleito e Belo Horizonte ja começou a ficar com um clima nórdico norueguesil mesmo
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I think the reason Neera hates Hasan and the I’ve Had It ladies and Ryan Grim and Mehdi Hasan is because 10 years ago she could say shit like this and no one would report on it. Now she has no way to control the narrative and regular people get to see the contempt the elites have for them first hand.
What does this woman actually think politics is??? You try to improve lives through policy. She’s advocating for just not doing that??? Her personal gripes with the left have turned her into a joke of a person. Many such cases
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Jennifer Welch: “We are not going anywhere. Our numbers have grown and will continue to grow all week. Our movement includes everyone. Turning Point, they can’t say that. Thank you so much for supporting us. We continue to fight the good fight and we will continue to find good trouble and when we misstep, we will apologize because we want to be better people and want this movement to be clean and clear”
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Erika Kirk is what they was talking about in Mr Robot
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Charlie Kirk said disgusting things about Black and brown people who had been murdered or killed. But his supporters keep pretending he didn’t and now are upset a comedian joked about Kirk.
Replying to @ijbailey
After the October 7, 2023 Hamas attacks, Kirk strongly supported Israel’s right to exist and defend itself. He described Hamas as “savage animals” and Israel as a civilized country, and he blamed Hamas for civilian casualties.
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Jennifer Welch addresses the controversy following a joke about Charlie Kirk on her show.
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Wait sorry you’re telling me the URL for Charlie Kirk’s hot sauce is kirkshotsauce.com …..kirk shot sauce?????
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