I make things and be in things.
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Mallory Everton retweeted
The first trailer and poster for Stop and Go is here!
Check out the first look at @Whitney_Call and @malruthon's SXSW hit pandemic road comedy: buff.ly/3gX19qB
Hey! We made a movie in the thick of 2020 called STOP AND GO—it’s a road trip comedy for the quar times.🤪 Check out our new trailer/poster and catch #StopAndGoMovie in theaters & on demand October 1! @whitney_call @stephenmeekness @sorofilms @BuzzFeed decalreleasing.com/films/sto…
So proud of you for writing yet ANOTHER NOVEL! 😱😭😍🤩
MOANA x 127 HOURS
Per tradition, Yara is sentenced to starve to death locked inside an island hut. Her sacrifice is the island’s salvation. As her hunger grows, a storm protects the island from deadly sea monsters.
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#PitMad #YA #F #RainbringerNovel
Going for walks in my neighborhood, where people hurriedly cross the street to avoid me. I FINALLY understand how creepy men feel all the time. Poor guys.
You can’t be too careful. This is a clip from our @jkstudios_ Quarantine Roll Call video, go check out the whole thing here: youtu.be/RbAeeByGvow @natmadscomedy
I have been sheltering in place for so long that I just went on a run and felt the breeze in my leg hair. #shelterinplace #naturalwoman
Mallory Everton retweeted
Due to the coronavirus The Glow Up Tour is postponed. If you’ve already purchased tickets we’ll be sending out an email with more info. Let’s be safe as we’ll see you all soon!
Mallory Everton retweeted
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Our sketch has been submitted for a Shorty Award and YOU can totally help us win by simply voting for us and you can even vote once a day!
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🚨HELP🚨
Our sketch has been submitted for a Shorty Award and YOU can totally help us win by simply voting for us and you can even vote once a day!
Follow the link to vote and Share it like crazy and LETS WIN THIS! 🙌🙌🙌
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Follow-up: Door Dash froze my account and refunded my money, but I also texted the thief from a burner phone app.
Someone in NY hacked into my Door Dash account and I was annoyed until I started a buddy cop investigation with the delivery person.
I just bumped a bag of nail polish while I was reaching for the toilet paper and blurted “Ope, sorry.” Perhaps I should go outside at least once tomorrow.