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Game developer. Co-owner @ Hidden Achievement. @maltzen@mastodon.gamedev.place or "@jason.maltzen.org" in the sky. Business: [email protected] he/him

Austin, TX
Joined March 2007
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For all the people out there busy rebuilding networks right now, my cohost and mastodon links are in my profile.
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There's "late" and then there's @amazon business "your 4am-8am delivery hasn't arrived by 8pm and we have no tracking and no updates" late.
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TBF, Elmo's turd emoji response to all press was really a pretty accurate response to the question "what is the future of Twitter?"
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"I've never seen a worse movie than Batman with Mr. Freeze" "But you've seen The Room" ... "No. Still worse. That would have been a better movie with Wiseau as Freeze. And Batman. And the rest of the cast."
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Favorite Muppet?
50%Swedish Chef
17%Animal
33%Beaker
0%What are muppets?
12 votes • Final results
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When your social media site catches up with the TTRPG community: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Card
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"X-Card" should definitely be trending instead of "The X"
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After the name change, we can all go "I was *there* when it was called Twitter"
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Is anyone still here for a reason other than watching the train wreck in progress? And if so, why?
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Is this one of the seven evil X's? #ScottPilgrim
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Do you like the rename?
25%N
0%No
75%Hell No
0%X
4 votes • Final results
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This is the only real x com:
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One failed @UPS shipment: accidental incompetence. Two failed shipments in a row: intentional sabotage which makes me not want to support their pending strike. You're hurting your own labor argument here.
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As a member of Gen X culture, I 100% disapprove of the cultural appropriation.
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And by that, I mean even more than we usually disapprove of ... basically everything.
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Been seeing a fair bit of Yang promotion lately. Here's the thing: he's a poison pill. He's currently suggesting a third party could be viable, when under our current first-past-the-post system it just *can't* no matter how much anyone wishes.
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He also seems to be indirectly saying that the answer to AI ("automation") is to bend over and take it, and hopefully we can pass a basic income. While we *should* have UBI, that has to, at a minimum, be first. Also saying that *now* is a complete failure to read the room.
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He's a non-starter as a candidate on a general democratic ticket, and the barely-veiled third party threats should disqualify him from primary consideration for any reasonable voter.
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They're not just UPS. They're fuck @UPS.
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