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Security Human. I enjoy long walks in your data center, conversation, and getting to know and exploit your bad habits. What’s a little deception among friends?

San Diego, CA
Joined November 2017
Thanks @hernameisBANKS for spending 731 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Contaminated. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2xe8…
Ha! I remembered when I did a thing!
5 explanations of security in a virtualized environment in 1 minute. Kudos to @malwaremama, @VMware (<-Thanks for sponsoring) for pulling it off w/ no previous prompting. Join our @cisoseries Video Chat [12-17-21] w/ @Texiwill Check YouTube for reg link: youtu.be/aCZu6QKMnW0
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Sometimes the red side comes out when I see stuff like this. I wonder if this large cloud computing company has patched BIG-IP? #grayhatthoughts
The 2022 #BSidesLV #PvJCTF Call for Pros & Joes is open! Join the PvJ crew to learn from the best Blue Pros! Defend with them from their seasoned Red Pros! JOES: prosversusjoes.net/bslv2022j… PROS: prosversusjoes.net/bslv2022p…
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Something tells me their BC plan has never been tested 😅
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Pretty sure I just found my spirit animal...
looking for a guy who will be cool with me playing the clip of trump getting booed on a loop while we fuck
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A broken watch is still right twice a day and this just happened to be my day! My team and co-captain were amazeballs!
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Pweeeasseeee be on my team. #commitmentissues
Good news! We still have open slots for those who want to register for #PvJCTF @BSidesDC! prosversusjoes.net/bsdc2019j… prosversusjoes.net/bsdc2019p… Learn from our experienced Blue and Red Pros by defending a network in a live combat situation like non other! But sign up while you can!
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Sooooo jealous...
On the road heading to Derbycon!
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🤣🤣🤣
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Do it with my cryptocurrency ALL the time.
Do you ever look at your stocks and think, "I'm an idiot?"
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Will they let n00bs like me jump in?
Replying to @dmfroberson
Im sitting next to a trash can in the hallway. I feel like ive achieved some sort of peak in my existence.
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The exact type of weird that makes us come back and do it again year after year!
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Thanks for participating in the #provingground you were awesome to captain the team with!
Didn’t exactly win our PvJ CTF but I has a great team, great staff , learned a lot and the organization effort was amazing. Honored to be a part of !Thanks @dichotomy1 @malwaremama @PvJRedCell @BSidesLV #Bsideslv #prosvsjoes
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Oh Noes! It's CONTAGIOUS! #PvJCTF #BSidesLV
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‘Twas the night before #prosvsjoes #PvJCTF at @BSidesLV.... to my wondering eyes should appear, but @PvJRedCell and Saint @dichotomy1 too. Good luck, all you Joes!
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Who is bringing the popcorn?!
Just 7 days until the #BSidesLV 2019 #PvJCTF. Joes... ARE YOU READY?!?
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These look awfully familiar 👀 🤔 wonder if they left the default settings if I pulled up a ZC...@MoBetterWiFi
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Last years wounds have turned into battle scars. Ready for the next trench war!
Do you want to play in the #PvJCTF at #BSidesLV? Now's the time to apply! It's that rare time when all things are possible. Feeling that imposter syndrome? Apply as a Joe! Think you've got things to teach? Be a Pro! Want to help out? Go Gray Team! bsideslv.org/pros-vs-joes-ct…
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