
Voice actor. (DM me for gigs) An actually retired marine biologist just here to be a goober and deny the existence of dinosaurs and space. Host of @MWNSpodcast
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If you have an audible credit you don't know what to do with, you should check this one out because it's me reading it and I do some unhinged Russian accents. Very fun book even though it's on the short side.
amazon.com/Audible-Siberian-β¦
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I was helping finish my parents' basement with @mandelaefectype and his grandpa the day GB joined Twitter live on air.
He wasn't that funny usually, but him trying to explain to a listener that his first tweet was about Phish and not fish was great.
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Waiting for my Sunshine to shoot me.
Rest in Power, Dolly Parton. π£ππ
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No, this is cursed. Miracle Whip is gross and you only use smooth peanut butter on a burger. Texture matters. If you want cruch you put fried onions on it.
As a generational Chris Nolan hater from way back (all these new haters are dumb ass larpers) I'm absolutely seething at the new @TETCshow (also pouting salt on the wound insulting The Hateful 8? How dare)
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Everybody who posts bits like this could have their life changed by the right Hong Kong action movie if they weren't scared of hearing a lil Cantonese.
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The best part about the Odyssey movie (have not and will not watch) is that itβs making statue pfps mald like nothing else.
The funniest outcome of the world cup would have been Real Germans (Argentina) vs Delusional Cosplayers (Germany)
Just thought again about how @kroger no longer does in house bagels and uses Einstein bros bagels like fuck you those things are trash and your jalapeΓ±o cheddar bagels were absolute gems but now I can't get them anymore. Kroger, you can suck my whole asshole.
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New Yorker cartoon:
Voltron laying scattered on the floor of a cocktail bar
Two guys walk in the room
1st guy "what happens to him?"
2nd guy "Balkanization"
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Replying to @TLEPaz
I swear just about every a @ that starts with βtradβ might as well be read as βtardβ
New Yorker cartoon:
Voltron laying scattered on the floor of a cocktail bar
Two guys walk in the room
1st guy "what happens to him?"
2nd guy "Balkanization"
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Robert Eggers' βWERWULFβ is shot on 35mm film, with grain structure of a black & white film incorporated onto colour film to create a unique look.
(Source: esquire.com/entertainment/moβ¦)
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On atteint des levels de washed encore jamais vu auparavant
Darren Aronofskyβs upcoming projects:
β’ An untitled Elon Musk biopic for A24
β’ AI generated films and digital projects in partnership with Google DeepMind and Primordial Soup
β’ "BREAKTHROUGH" starring TimothΓ©e Chalamet and Dwayne Johnson
β’ A supernatural thriller based on a short story by Koji Suzuki


















