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No mind Mummy Zee.
Pregnancy will be a death sentence for you jare.
No one hates mummy zee because she was once favored on this app. I personally unfollowed and blocked her the day she said “pregnancy is not a death sentence”
That statement is her being dismissive of the crazy things that women go through in pregnancy.
Some women have lost their limbs because they brought a life into this world. Some went blind.
Some did C section and never got to see their baby. I had seizures that made me unconscious and lost my ability to speak for almost 2 days.
Mummy zee constantly talks down on women as if it’s not the same genital parts she has with us. You don’t have to be a “girls girls” but talk like someone that has sense when it comes to matters that involve women.
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I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭
They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig.
I was so happy because that was a lot of money.
They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait.
Two days later, they reached out again and said
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OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”
FBI nice try
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I can’t say Wizkid is rich, brr! 😂 You say you get money, but you still no fit give your papa a good life? So why fak£ the lifestyle online? Blud left the old man in the trenches. See where Baba come dey pray now. 😭😂
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This guy right here was giving spiritual pussy a shoulder to rest on right after her first video was leaked
From the video and captions, you can see the mumu was in love with her, he thought he could save her, he fell in love with a hoe💔
FF ⏭️to today, she has gone back to the porn industry, she even has a subscription service
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I will still never forget the day I wore this thing at a friend’s son birthday party because I am the good uncle. Heat didn’t kill me. It was bedbugs. Oh God, bedbugs wanted to ruin my life.
Haaaa, I bending down touching every part of my body like asinwin, the children were celebrating and clapping like I was funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
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There’s a lady in our area whom everybody knew as an OS. But she eventually opened a shop in the neighborhood, and I guessed she wanted to start making a decent living. Perhaps she was still doing her OS business low key….I didn’t know, and it wasn’t my business.
One day, on my way home, I stopped at her shop to buy beer. I asked for canned Heineken, but she said she didn’t have it and offered me other brands. I bought one of the alternatives, but I told her Heineken was my brand and that she should try to keep it in stock if she wanted me to become a regular customer.
The next day, as I was passing by, she shouted, “Customer, I get Heineken o!”
I parked immediately and bought from her.
Fast-forward to one evening when we had a meeting in our compound about increasing the security and waste disposal fees. As we were concluding, this same lady mistakenly walked into our compound. The moment she saw me, she shouted, “Customer, na here you dey live?”
I went over to ask what she was looking for, only to discover that she had lost her way. I directed her to where she was going and turned back.
Omo, the atmosphere don change! 😂
People were already whispering among themselves. The looks on their faces told me they had concluded a completely different story in their heads. Nobody said anything directly to me, but everybody looked at me somehow before they eventually left.
I had to explain myself in our WhatsApp group, only for them to tell me that na guilty conscience dey make me shalaye. 😭😂
Imagine! A man cannot even patronize a businesswoman and help her grow her business again without the neighborhood turning it into a scandal!
Sometimes, people don’t need evidence before they conclude a story about you. All they need is an opportunity to gossip. 😂😭
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Arsenal finished 8th back to back, were struggling to even qualify for the Europe league & we’re the biggest laughing stock
Today, they are the defending PL champions, reached a champions league final & are a top 3 in the world
That’s why I still believe that Manchester United will rise again one day
The pain will make the success sweeter in the end.
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Part 2 ready.
First of all, let me clear the air, the photo of my dog here was when she was about 9 months old. I didn’t start using him to mate until he clocked 2 years.
So after my wife collected the money from buyer, he left with the puppy.
Later that evening, I got back home and as usual, got welcomed by my daughter and wifey.
As usual again, I immediately took a quick shower, made straight to the dining table put some food into a plate and made for the parlor cos I always loved to watch DSTV Channel 171, Crime and Investigation.
So madam came and said oga, see the money. Ah ah, must you bring it here? Leave it in the room na. No be me and you dey stay the room? These were my responses.
Ok, drop the money and come let me tell you the truth, she returned, sat down and gave me her ears. Ok, I didn’t buy our dog 45k then. I knew you would “scream” if I told you the exact amount. Hmmmm, I still remember was her reply…
Ok, it’s ok so what are we doing with the money I collected today from the buyer? Ah, I don’t understand. Hold it oh.
She said why don’t me and she join money and buy a female puppy from that litter since it was my own dog that got her pregnant and that they will give me discount.
Which one be me and you? Do you want to start selling dogs was my question. Ah, yes oh…. As you’re selling cars, she can be feeding and looking after the dog while am out of the house. She said she will mix it with her cooking business. Hmmmmm.
Ok, we talk later as I had to continue watching the “First 48” crime documentary. You guys need to watch that documentary. E sweet die.
I later gave what my wife talked about thinking but one thing I didn’t want to do was make my house a dog pound. Was a bungalow with an extended backyard with land for such but I just didn’t want to cos my daughter was very stubborn, I knew even at her age then what she would do and what she wouldn’t do. I told my wife that we can use David’s house to keep any dog we have till it gets to adulthood to conceive. She said how would David feel about that. Don’t worry I will let him know.
I told David about it, he said to me bros, e no fit work cos I wan relocate go Abuja next month and he’s even thinking of selling some of his adult dogs. Adult dogs? Seriously.
To cut the long gist, I bought one of his very big female Boerboel and 2 Lassa puppies which I sold almost immediately to my direct neighbor and the second to my in-law.
I told madam so she supervised the construction of a new and bigger cage behind my house for the adult dog. She hadn’t seen the adult dog and thought it was just the normal sized dog we had at home that was still growing.
Cage was ready so I asked that she escort me let’s go see the dog as David had promised to deliver the adult dog personally days after.
Madam says at least let’s go and bring the Lassa that’s small first so that Amaka can even be playing with them before we sell them.
I drove down to David’s, welcomed us into his compound. I saw the dog, I mean the adult boerboel, my wife saw it too but didn’t ask if that was the one cos she didn’t think I was going to bring such massive-sized dog we didn’t train from puppyhood into a house we have a child that’s little and very inquisitive.
I called her back, that’s the dog, which dog?
Uncle abeg leave me.
Which dog are you talking about?
That one.
Greg please stop the joke. How are we going to get this “lion” to know us?
Which one be lion? Isn’t it the same breed we have at home? I asked.
She said yes but that one at home came as a puppy. This one no go sabi me and my daughter oh.
Oh na only you and your daughter abi?
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I remember when I bought this dog in 2008, it was delivered to my home while I was away.
Was a puppy of 9 weeks.
My pregnant wife called and the first thing she asked me was how much did you buy this dog.
I lied to her it was 45k
You needed to see as she screamed.
45k for what?
The dog is a male, 2 years later, David that sold the dog to me brought a female for crossbreeding.
The agreement was he would give me one puppy which is normal.
Months later, David called and happily informed me that the female dog had given birth.
I went there at Point Road Apapa to take my own puppy.
Guess what happened, the day I sold the puppy it was my wife they handed money to.
I called her cos the man said he has cash and I wasn’t near home to collect it so I asked my wife to collect the cash and handover the puppy which my daughter had already gifted a name to the buyer.
She said how much is she collecting?
That was when she knew these breed of dog isn’t 45k I had told her.
Collect 180k and give him the puppy.
She said 180k for how many dogs?
I said babe just collect the 180k first, hand over the puppy then when I come we talk more.
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Read if you can and pass it on, so that all this nonsense can stop and a healthy reset of our heads can be done.
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This delivery man delivered something to me, and I paid him while he was waiting for the alert and packaging his other packages. He heard someone over the phone telling me Happy birthday. He asked me, " Boss, is today your birthday and I said yes and he asked me for cake I told him there’s no cake but I have food and I invited him inside to eat.
As we were eating he was telling me how difficult life is as a dispatch rider. After the conversation, he stylishly asked me what phone I was using and I told him and he said “You be boss oh”
The man left and came back this evening to hand me a brand new screen guard and a new phone cover for my phone and said it is the only gift he can give me as a birthday gift.
He doesn’t even know what he did for me today with that gift. I think I cried a little after he left.
I won’t forget that guy in this lifetime💯






































