Replying to @Airbnb
@Airbnb @AirbnbHelp @Airbnb_uk - a guest arrived at our home to stay for a weekend, opened all our wardrobes, took blurry photos of our clothes, of vegetables in our fridge, of clean spoons, and bread crumbs in the toaster, and you've issued a full refund. (1/2)
Has @DWP sent anyone else a #UniversalCredit payment, even though they've never been on Universal Credit (or any form of benefit scheme?)
Thanks for the £340, but I hope you haven't repeated this error millions of times, I think you're probably a bit short of cash at the mo...
Day 2 of Tweeting daily until @haringeycouncil fix the literal upsurging of human waste that has been flowing into our flat through our bath, sink and toilet since August.
@ContactHaringey @CatherineWest1
Replying to @ContactHaringey
@ContactHaringey @haringeycouncil - any danger of dealing with the waste sewage that has been flowing up out of the bath, sink and toilet into our flat since August?
Thanks to JB Drains for sending your best shit-eating machines to munch through our drains, your diligence and merciless dedication to draining our waste has not gone unappreciated ❤️
@ContactHaringey @haringeycouncil, have you tried @Aspect_M? They handle waste.
What about Express Solutions: linktr.ee/expresssolutionsgr…
Considered calling London Tankers?: london-tankers.com/
In fact, open call to all drainage and tanker services in London. If you want to pitch some new business, give @haringeycouncil a call - I'm 100% sure they're in need of your services.
Replying to @ContactHaringey
@ContactHaringey @haringeycouncil - any danger of dealing with the waste sewage that has been flowing up out of the bath, sink and toilet into our flat since August?




