This is one of landslides my parents were stranded by…

I’m now on Bluesky which is less evil billionaire-y Unless I am an evil billionaire and don’t realise it? Anyway see if you can crack the code & find me there* *username may be exactly the same

Alright everyone, have we got our uniforms on? OTHER WOMEN IN THEIR EARLY 40s WEARING A STRIPEY TOP AND BLACK LEATHER JACKET: hell yeah!

Had a nightmare last night that you had to list all the items IN your recycling bag ON the recycling bag, and that I’d been neglecting to do this for some 20 years. The shame

Too late I realise those creepy old people staring at me when I was a fresher were just having an encounter with their own mortality

Nobody ROFLs any more. Do you know how much of the early 2000s we spent ROFLing? Never mind ROFLMAOing

Absolutely scenes as Classic FM plays the music from The Lion King, reopening wounds that took twenty years to heal

It’s so handy to have technology that means I can take a picture of this cheque to get the money into my bank, rather than spending my precious time going to the bank! *spends 121,045 hours trying to take an acceptable picture of said cheque*

I am pleased to learn, after encountering it in a television show tonight, that I still know all the words to the rap at the end of Kids by Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue

Huge enormous round of very slow applause please for my energy provider, who after 13 months of trying have finally managed to set up a gas account for me. Don’t worry! They still managed to mess it up by putting £50 of my money to the previous owner’s bill

Finally found the important document I’ve been looking for in the logical place: in a cardboard box in the living room alongside some wax melts and a 2022 calendar

Having a dog and often giving it a little spoonful of peanut butter as a treat opens you up to the possibility of often giving yourself a little spoonful of peanut butter as a treat