Trump: I accepted one million barrels of oil, a gift from Venezuela. I'd like to keep it, but I don't think that works that way

Trump claims that if Talarico wins, Texas will "go off meat, you'll go off oil"

a look at the crowd Trump is speaking to in Lubbock, TX

Trump on El-Sayed: "I call him Muhammed. He goes by Abdul. Abdul Ramadan ... we can't have these people in the United States. With the guy up in Michigan, we're gonna have to do the metal detector test before he's allowed to sit every day."

"The lawsuits the administration has brought against California and Alaska are straight-up election interference, pure and simple. We’re in genuinely uncharted territory here as we’ve never had a federal government go all in on trying to take over elections, Constitution be damned." publicnotice.co/p/trump-elec…

Trump: "We're celebrating the greatest oil victory in history. To the victor belong the spoils, right? Thanks to our big victory in our recent war with Venezuela ... "

Trump on Venezuela: "Maybe someday soon it will become a prosperous 51st state. Let's make it the 51st state!"

Trump: "You gotta understand -- American did not start the war with Iran. Iran has been waging this war against America since 1979." (Trump launched an unprovoked attack on Iran in February.)

Trump: "More oil right now is flowing out of the Hormuz Strait. We're thinking of renaming it the Trump Strait, should we do it? We did that with the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America! We did that with a little lake, one of the Great Lakes. Lake Ontario is now Lake America."

Trump: "Your country is making an absolute fortune because of the situation in the Middle East"

Trump glitches: "Talafreako will kill millions of Texas jobs. Ken Paaaack -- Ken, I'll tell you what ... "

Trump lies about Talarico being a pedo: "He said that recently. I saw a thing where he said, 'What do you like the best?' He said, essentially, 'Transgender children!' That was a strange."

a heavily slurring Trump lies his ass off: "Not only did Talafreako state that God is transgender, he actually said that if Jesus Christ himself came and visited the Texas legislature, Jesus would be promoting sex changes for little children."

Trump: "Caaaameealaaa, Koomaaala, Kamaleeee, Kumalaaaa"

Trump: "The worst part is that voters have about a 2 week lifespan of memory"

Trump: "Second amend-berp breakage"

Trump: "That's what a lawyer tells you to answer when you're guilty. Just say, 'Not to my knowledge.'"

comparable crowd to my kid's preschool graduation

Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."

here's a look at the rather modest crowd Trump is speaking to in Corpus Christi