Marcela Garza (@marcegee) profile picture
Joined May 2010
Photo by Marcela Garza (@marcegee)
Marcela Garza retweeted
!Van a mandar al bote a Chucky! #adioselbaesther
Marcela Garza retweeted
What i if told you...................................................................................... that you read the top line wrong?
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En el nombre de Miranda, Samantha, Charlotte y Sarah Jessica Parker, amén.
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Marcela Garza retweeted
don't look back. you're not going that way.
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You change your mind like a girl changes clothes. Yeah you, PMS like a bitch. I would know.
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Bill Gates fixed his school's program codes so that he'd be placed in classes with the most female students!
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Marcela Garza retweeted
Everyone knows this doll’s favorite color is pink, but the month of October makes me heart it even more! #ThinkPink instagr.am/p/QscX4LsV3D/
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Eres el equivalente social de unos crocs con calcetines.
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Marcela Garza retweeted
Las mujeres bonitas arreglamos todo haciendo berrinches y punto.
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"So you lie to yourself to be happy. There's nothing wrong with that. We all do it." -Memento (2000)
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This doll's advice for staying glam on-the-go? Heels, heels and heels!
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Madurez democratica seria esperar a que las 143,132 actas sean capturadas, apenas van 3,188 capturas. Respeto a México.
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RT @sisimellamo Estuve de funcionaria de casilla y me acaban de ofrecer cinco mil pesos para cambiar los votos a favor de Peña Nieto sépanlo
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Eres un mujeron comadre Pina... De eso no hay duda!
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Yo por lo pronto iré a 66 oxxos por mis cafés Andati gratis
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Ahora sí, seré más mala que Teresa muhahahaha ...
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Marcela Garza retweeted
#Leo women are beautiful. They put in work while other pretty bitches just lay there!
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Marcela Garza retweeted
Replying to @isardasorensen
pride & glory. RT @isardasorensen: The @EmpireStateBldg dazzles in its #Pride palette! #NYC #LGBT #nycpride twitpic.com/9zt8ce
¿Vergüenza? Eso que sientes al ver la foto de tu ife..
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Marcela Garza retweeted
Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
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