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no this is patrick

Blackwood, NJ
Joined November 2012
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I’m sorry but I don’t believe in “outdoor cats”. They are just babies, u need to be safely inside before I spend three days staring awake at night at my ceiling wondering if they’re hungry and have food or if they got eaten by a predator
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IS THIS A JOKE
One Direction songwriters reveal Adele wanted to record “Fool’s Gold”, but they had already promised it to the band. 🔗: people.com/one-direction-hit…
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Real shit, I hope Jalen hurts sitting at home resting and giggling and kicking his feet at these tweets
Jalen Hurts the face of the blue wave. God bless.
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Lmfaooo stop it
i can’t stop thinking about brandon nimmo going from liberal new york to right-winged texas only for it to turn blue LMFAO
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I know the worlds ending and everything should I go to the gym
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So scared of getting an injury before my marathon I’m dead ass taking thirty minutes to stretch before a night out tonight in heels. Idk if that makes me smart or elderly as fuck
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You guys seriously need to touch grass more lmfao
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My mom called me first thing this morning to tell me Harry styles wore his 2010 xfactor audition outfit as his Halloween costume last night & sang his audition song at his concert lmfaoo
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The worst part about Shane Gillis is he’s literally not funny at all. Misogyny aside I have not even slightly giggled at anything he’s said
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Please do not come to the gym if you’re gonna sit on the machines and scroll on your phone. Nothing pisses me the fuck off more
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No they definitely understand. They just don’t care lol they think it’s cool to act like a POS
So many men (🤮) don’t understand this concept. Cheating is cheating. Call it insecure but them likes, comments, emojis, DMs be meaning something.
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I have two or more of these 😭😭
Placements of people karma protects: • Jupiter in the 12th • Strong 9th house • Sagittarius Moon • Sun in the 9th • Jupiter-Venus conjunction Life always works out for you. Eventually.
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lmfaoooooo fml
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❤️‍🩹
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Narcissist will always have someone bro lmfao this guy has legit never been single
Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley are engaged, Page Six reports.
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cut the tape
Niall being emotional tonight after singing "End Of An Era" ☹️❤️‍🩹 #DPLOTAmsterdamN2
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It’s so funny that my dog can’t speak English but I know for a FACT if he could he would be able to recite every word to strip that down by Liam Payne. RIP
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No he’s 100% right lmfao
I don’t think this is a valid reason to break up with anyone😩
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Mentally in the weirdest spot ever idek
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I forgot how good it feels everytime u run a new distance
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