Marc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Joined April 2009
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Were you or a loved one in King's Landing the day of the attack? You may be entitled to compensation.
Even though watching Mike Flanagan’s Carrie was my first time seeing any version of it, I was aware of the shower scene & what happens there. I was disappointed that it wasn’t like in my head where the girls sing “Plug it up” to the tune of the Glade Air Freshener jingle.
The pyramid depicting the hierarchy of needs has been purchased by private capital, and the esteem and self actualization tiers are now premium features.
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You're in a desert. You look down and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't. You're not helping. Why is that?
Got a copy of the movie poster for one of my favourite movies, ‘Gaslamp.’ It’s the origin, as you may know, of the term ‘gaslamping’
Hey @bennyjohnson — you seem to have accidentally deleted this. Here you go, buddy. Got your back 😉
A network TV series where an aging Joanie Cunningham has sadly become a compulsive hoarder
New this fall: ‘Joanie Loves Tchotchkes’
If you get this joke, don’t forget to schedule your colonoscopy.
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ALT A prayer poem by Anastasia Mackenzie I don’t want patience Nor strength I don’t need will power I want what I want I want it now During the witching hour I ask the river I implore I speak to the trees Talk with the universe And spirits St Expedite, hear my pleas And honestly Tell me What is so wrong with desire I don’t want to die in Robert’s ice Flesh charred I want to burn in the fire
In real life: invasive species thrive because they have no natural predators
Sci-fi novels: EVERYTHING ON THIS ALIEN PLANET IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!
Cenobite : We have such sights to show you 😈
[cut to cenobites and you on top of a hop-on double decker tour bus, animatedly pointing out things]
Stop by the awesome of @the_anastasia , enjoy the content, and wish her a happy birthday! You will be glad you did (and she’ll be too)
Also be sure to check out her hilarious web comic, @CapybarasAtWork
[looks down at open wallet with a single moth fluttering out of it in one hand, and structured settlement agreement in the other]
If only there was an 877 phone number that could help with this situation …
I’m replacing the word “onerous” with “onanous” when talking with others at work.
Just, quite appropriately, to amuse myself.