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Joined December 2014
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I blacked out last night an and apparently it was confirmed we was Brooklyn and manhattan and I don’t remember none but getting street tacos
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I do not care for moneybagg yo music but “u played” my favorite song by him cuz bitch you is played
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how the fuck does this even happen bro
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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What’s wrong wit this chick ?
Jada Pinkett Smith dresses up as Tupac for Halloween. 🎃
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Been in NYC for 2 hrs and spent $250
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There’s a group of white bitches rn dressing up as the hoes from Friends this weekend
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They mad cuz it was a bar
When Soulja Boy dissed the army and they dissed him back 😭 (2011)
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How did I not see this tweet
Paige Niemann quits job as Ariana Grande impersonator: “I give up!! This bitch got me hungry as fuck!!!”
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LMAOOO
i got hacked as part of the latest binance exploit. they took everything except the litecoins.
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these kids got it so easy you could have A full fake maison margiela cdg fit and still get 200 likes 2015-16 niggas would hang you if you had on fake yeezys
dude put the whole spreadsheet on 😭😭😭
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This nigga taking the world by storm
This dance done seriously grew on me 😂
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I can’t do another season of this
How does Donovan Mitchell manage to find the worst possible shots to shoot at the end of games
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BUDDY WAS ABOUT TO RAT ON HIMSELF LOLOLOL
LeBron James reveals why he doesn’t recommend Miami for a 25-year-old “I don’t recommend anybody go to Miami at 25” How old were you when you went to Miami? LeBron James: “25.” What was that like? LeBron James: “I don’t recommend anybody go to Miami at 25. If you don’t have… (laughs) Yeah, you gotta have a strong mindset. Uh yeah, I had it. I had a strong mindset. I don’t recommend people to go to Miami at 25. Yeah. Yeah.”
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U CANT EVEN SCROLL DOWN TWITTER AT THE GAME ‼️💯🔥PUSSY EVERYWHERE
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Said that nigga got a “closet of hell” LMAO
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This is the equivalent of Jay Z buying back his masters
According to Pornhub, Lisa Ann was the most searched adult actress on the site when she retired. Ten months later, she hosted two fantasy football shows on Sirius XM. She explains how she kept the money: "The only time you get residuals in our business is if you own the content. I own about 80% of my library." She says she paid for her own movies. "I would invest anywhere from 25 to $30,000 per movie, which was four scenes." A distributor sold them for her. The lesson came at a trade show. She says a company owner had reused one of her movies in compilations and changed her outfit color on the covers. She told him it was like they barely paid her. His answer: "We're allowed to do that." So she changed the deal. She says she took a lower rate in exchange for her internet rights. When companies folded, she says, "I bought back my scenes and my paperwork." Then she left. "It's hard to walk away from 99.9% of your income," she says. "I did save." In 2015, Fox Sports found her in a condo in Los Angeles, with a second apartment in Manhattan. On the wall hung a signed Michael Jordan jersey. In her divorce, she says, her husband claimed it. "He didn't say which Jordan jersey, so I bought him a cheap replica and kept the signed one." Her new job was two weekly fantasy shows on Sirius XM, in a sport she barely knew. A caller asked: "What makes you think you know anything about this?" She won the network's fantasy football league the year before the article. So which was the bigger move: owning 80% of her library, or leaving before the business left her?
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Closet of hell
I have no idea if Drake can dress or not
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