Mared

I don’t know how… But we won Best Social Series? @EdinburghTVFest 🏆 We beat the likes of Jameela Jamil, Chunkz, the Sidemen, Locked In, Francis Bourgeois & more for this award?! Ni odd yr unig gynhyrchiad Cymraeg, a man meddwl loads i ni!!! Diolch I bawb nath bleidleisio! 🫶🏻

Love Island without Maya Jama is like a roast dinner without gravy... It's dry, and it doesn't slap the same

WDYM we’ll never get to watch Maya Jama humble a man on national television ever again 😭😭😭

Thank you Spain for your continued contributions to society: patatas bravas, Zara, Mango and Ferran Torres. World Cup feels deserved x

It's been 20 years since John Tucker Must Die came out. Let that sink in.

Romeo Beckham making his acting debut in a gay tennis romance film??? This is the kind of nepotism I can get on board with x

Belmont Cameli has the same aura as Channing Tatum in 2006

asking me to do anything before 11am on a monday:

I see Benedict Bridgerton also attended the Austin Ames School of Recognising Women

Built my entire routine around Love Island All Stars and it’s been postponed x

I just smiled at my phone at this I'm embarrassed

How this week is going so far:

Alan Uber

I don’t understand terfs like this. By being transphobic and pushing that rhetoric you’re causing people to police ALL women more. And it’s more masc leaning women (like her) who will bear the brunt of this policing the worst. Why can’t we just not be dicks to trans people?

Blu’s only gameplan was to get as much airtime as possible for being a misogynist #LoveIsland

Sorry why does Maya’s hair look like mine did in year 9? Did the hair team not turn up today lol #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAftersun

Does Amy have cornrows on Love Island Aftersun? 😳

The girls are sooooo nasty to Yasmin. She is just bombshelling as a bombshell should and everyone is still single. The guys are two faced pricks but she isn’t. She has no loyalties to anyone? Glad Toni is standing on business too, Meg is a bully. #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

SELLING A SATURDAY VIP BOLT ON FOR HOOPLA 🌈✨

ZERO POINTS FOR THE UK???? But shitloads for Israel? Make it make sense 🤣#Eurovision