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Tucson, AZ
Joined February 2017
Hey @AmericanAir I KNOW you didn’t just announce that this flights bathroom is broken and locked and “anyone who can’t hold it will have to make alternate arrangements” are you fucking kidding me
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hey we could have done this REAL EASY and instead now we are all stuck listening to robots make small talk
Can someone startup a customer experience offering that only employ New Yorkers, I do not want a soliloquy worthy of Bridgerton, inquiries about my existential state, or regards for my day. I want the fucking passcode, no niceties.
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Thank you for continuing to show up & stand beside us, @margosteines!
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Just ordered my copy, you can still get in on this!
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from “Working,” my favorite essay in my boo @margosteines beautiful collection🖤
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THIS ESSAY SLAPS. Honored to serve as a judge @sonorareview and still reeling from my first read of this essay some months ago. Enjoy ❤️ And huge congrats to @kayboom22 for sending this beauty into the world !
honored to have my first publication appear in @sonorareview this week! thanks to @margosteines for selecting this essay as a finalist!
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how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my daughter
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let's just all make sure we clown RFK jr as hard as we did Raygun
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love this down to my bones! thank u to this man!
Thank you so much to the generous man who gifted me this writing workshop! I’m excited to bundle up in the cozy, tough months and write under the guidance of @margosteines again!
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ok i am going to my first music festival as a 42 yr old person and also bringing a toddler, please can i get some pro tips from my coachella ppl?? i got my clear backpack and ear protection and we have tutu/neon onesie-based outfits--what else do i need to know?
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worth noting: i am the only adult on this adventure, i already bought the tix, its an outdoor venue, i don't care at all about leaving after an hour, i mostly just want my kid to have fun and dance and see a joyful/playful version of adulthood
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nbd but during trick or treating my kid got a tarot reading and as soon as she pulled her card the reader looked at me kinda shook looking and said ARE THERE WITCHES IN YOUR FAMILY
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"drug seeking behavior" is such a wild term like why the fuck else would u be in some nasty office/ER if u were not seeking the one thing that a medical professional can provide???
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margo steines retweeted
I'm sorry to inform you that you've read enough to start writing
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