My twin girls are very different. Isobel: The milliner heroine from Happy Birthday Madame Chapeau by @andreabeaty and David Roberts.
Scarlett: Trevor the Mushroom from @Matty_Long’s Super Happy Magic Forest. Both big favourites in this house. #worldbookday19
Mark Freeman retweeted
Here's the truth about Brexit, the "punishment" some people claim the EU wants to inflict on us, the full horrific consequences of no deal, and the dangers lurking behind any deal we reach. Buckle in, it's pretty long. Better to be thorough than to leave anything out. 1/47
Mark Freeman retweeted
Best Overall Snapchat Presence goes to the @fanta team for their reality-distorting Halloween campaign (& other brilliant Snaps, but still reeling from Halloween tbh) shortyw.in/2vgRw0r #ShortyAwards
I want to hump @jimjefferies' leg like an overexcited dog for the way he rinsed @piersmorgan
Replying to @piersmorgan
"My apologies, @realDonaldTrump," says @piersmorgan, as he backs out of the room with a bow, wringing his blotchy perspiring hands.
Replying to @KarenAl46190326
Yeah, like "diversity" is such a bad thing. Jesus...
Rah!! Where's the music history gone in #ios10? So frustrating it's even made me take to Twitter.
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
ok, I'll consult a statistician and get the exact decimal fraction for you.
This Powell/Steve Albini story is brilliant. A delicious irony being that Albini would love what Powell is doing. tinyurl.com/qxm8jdh
No. No. No. This has ruined my day. House of Fools was the funniest thing on TV for years. @bbc @RealBobMortimer #saveHoF








