@marknelsoncomic

Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - https://xitter.cf/t.co/hqhxIJ6QaC

 Glasgow
Joined October 2010
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Good man for doing this
The Rock Revival
@TheRockRevival_18h
Sam Fender has had front standing tickets removed from his UK tour 👏
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The King
Football Park Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@FP_Scotland19h
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️| 𝑺𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝑴𝒄𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒚! OH WOW! Make that four goals in last two games, since coming back from heart surgery, and that’s the pick of the bunch! Scott McTominay with his second goal in a dramatic crazy game in Naples. [📹: @footballontnt]

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If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back in the UK tonight, here's a handy phrase to help you: the clocks go back tonight
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Me when Brazil put in their third goal
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Gannon Doak MOTM in last two European games. McTominay and McGinn MOTM this week in Europe as well. Pocognoli needs to find a way next month because the players are there.
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
@afcbournemouthOct 23
Take a bow, Ben 👏 Your Man of the Match against AC Milan 🙌
A graphic announcing Ben Gannon-Doak as Man of the Match against AC Milan

ALT A graphic announcing Ben Gannon-Doak as Man of the Match against AC Milan

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Coq Au Vin
🤖 Made with AI
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 21
Just Eat apologises for AI food mistakes after social media ridicule bbc.in/4jAIj9J

Just Eat apologises for AI food mistakes after social media ridicule

A spokesperson said it was removing inaccurate AI images and pausing the rollout of the tool.

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I would like to give my informed consent to be putting back on display at Kelvingrove, I dont like it in this cupboard with the mops and buckets @GlasgowCC
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Never misses
Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 23
Replying to @djalaland_
FUCK OFF
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The Greatest Bond we sadly never had youtu.be/BTWWT_qZgpE?is=5Jq7…

Magneto Bar Scene | X-Men First Class (2011) 4K HDR Movie Clip

Magneto Bar Scene - Frankenstein's Monster - Argentina Scene - Engl...

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1. Lowden 2. Turner 3. O’Connor Really like all three actors but Lowden is the stand out
Deadline
@DEADLINEOct 22
At least four test offers for the role to play James Bond have been given out and while unconfirmed, insiders tell Deadline that three of the four actors expected to test are Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor. More details on the search and final auditions for the new 007 in Deadline's The Dish here: deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
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3rd reich and 4 to the goal line
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Any reason why men are now wearing fleece, camouflaged, patterned tops that look like you are a Sherpa that bought it off a market stall. This the latest wank trend to stick alongside moustaches and mullets? Really miss bullying.
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Cunts out looking like Native American trackers.
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I am looking at you @RyanCullen90
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Ah no
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_FilmOct 21
According to @TheInSneider, Amazon MGM Studios has completed screen tests for the next James Bond, with Jacob Elordi and Jack Lowden among those tested. An official announcement could be imminent, and Denis Villeneuve may ultimately choose Elordi for the role.
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Very sad to see the BBC Scotland channel moved online. Has been great for a lot of folk and be really sad if this now reduces the work and opportunities for talent onscreen and behind the screen up here.
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This probably meant more to me than the Oasis announcement. Never thought I would see them live.
Oasis Archives🍋
@OasisArchivesOct 20
15 years ago, on October 18, 2011, the original members of The Stone Roses held a press conference in London to announce their reunion. The rest is history🍋
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The Master returns
Oficial SSC Napoli
@sscnapoliESOct 20
MVP.
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