βDubai chocolate.β βIsraeli couscous.β βThe Los Angeles Lakers.β Are you seeing the pattern or do I have to spell it out for you?
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carl sagan is like pynchon in the sense that you read his work and are absolutely floored that intellectuals of that time knew the score β that the political critiques that seem so revelatory now were also obvious then, but got buried beneath layers of bullshit, as they always do
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I saw You Can See Everything and my main takeway is that her husband should be in some sort of purpose built single person gulag
I get why New Yorkers are always tweeting about New York I touched down and immediately started thinking up tweets like βhow do I get to heaven from the Q line?β
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white people be lip smackin some taco bell talm bout βman this shit FAUSTIANβ
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she broke up with me bc she knew my heart truly belonged to watching collin murray-boyles play basketball
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an orc just ate my leg off @NFL
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(holding my cat) i love you so much. i would kill anyone for you (remembering that thatβs a reactionary violent right wing coded way to express love) i mean i would build a hundred cities for you
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Bars should have a creek out back with plentiful trout and water clean enough to drink






















