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Joined March 2009
Not excited for TONY because I want a break from movies where straight white men learn something.
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Mario after rescuing Peach.
The medical exam scene at the end of Captain Phillips used a real Navy corpsman, Danielle Albert, who performed the procedure as she would in real life. Paul Greengrass kept the moment largely unscripted, capturing Tom Hanks’ raw, shaken performance.
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The most erotic sentence in the English language is "Just parked."
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It's so rude to open Grindr and get ads for sports betting. Read the room!
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Forget the testament, I wanna know the shampoo and conditioner of Ann Lee! Her hair looked great even in prison!
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As I predicted, all your Labubus are starting to look like shit.
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MO-ana? How about Less-ana!
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Let them die a peaceful death already. This is getting morbid!
The age of toys is over…? #ToyStory5 is only in theaters June 19, 2026.
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There has never been a good Tron movie.
‘TRON: ARES’ debuts with a 57% score on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 The 2nd highest score of the trilogy.
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I never need to see Glen Powell in one of his wig movies.
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I thought this was Lori Greiner, the Queen of QVC.
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TLC said it best: "Don't go chasing waterfalls."
‘SCRUBS’ is officially returning. Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke will return with more original cast members to be announced soon.
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Materialists makes Whit Stillman look like the Farrelly Brothers!
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DESPAIR! For the used Coneheads mask STARES into your soul and finds you UNWORTHY!!!
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Freddy and Chucky are the only horror icons who'd be pretty good on a Harold team.
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I wish they had unveiled a different third act! HUGS????
The cast of ‘THE NEW AVENGERS’ (previously Thunderbolts) unveiling the new title.
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Just shoot the punching bag and be done with it.
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Ready for White Lotus All Stars.
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My WHITE LOTUS theory is that you can just shut up.
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