Undiscovered writer. Miss big chrome covered cars and just an hour of TV news every day.

Joined January 2009
This is how Bloomberg @business describes the massacre in Uvalde today in my inbox. SOMBER? Way to normalize mass murder.
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Hey @MizzenAndMain you offered me $50 off to take a survey….I did the survey and have heard nada.
Hey @lululemon you keep emailing me that my order arrived but @FedEx says it’ll be another two days. Great way to annoy your customers. #needless #badcustomerservice
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Yeah and Hitler built the autobahn but so fu**ing what? washingtonpost.com/outlook/2…
BBC SCREENWRITING COMPETITION We're teaming up with @bbcmaestro to offer a free place on their screenwriting course, presented by award winning writer of Line Of Duty, Jed Mercurio. For a chance to win, retweet & follow us, and we'll pick out a winner at the end of the week 😀
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‘Scuse me....I’d like to get back the two hours I spent watching #ICareALot
via @NYTOpinion, ⁦@DouthatNYT⁩ wants to persuade us he’s rationally analyzing an irrational phenomenon. But the amount of false equivalency in this piece makes him just another apologist for madness. nytimes.com/2020/12/05/opini…
Never have I seen a bigger firewall to customers than the @xfinity website. Can't access my account info, and the "assistant" keeps trying to sell me sh*t
Abolish the electoral college and the Senate filibuster. Red, sparsely populated states will still be over-represented and Congress can start actually enact laws again, for good or ill. #AbolishTheElectoralCollege #2020Elections
With its decision to treat dueling town halls like warring sitcoms, @NBCNews has trashed any credibility it has as a serious news organization. Disgusting.
There is no foe more formidable than a pissed off teenaged girl. @KellyannePolls
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My NEW VIDEO. #TrumpsZombieArmy At the start of the Republican national convention, here's a hard look at the America Donald Trump has given us. THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE FIGHTING! VOLUME UP! We need 15,000 retweets before Trump's bots attack us.
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Trump is trying steal the election to stay out of prison. Think about how some fleeing felons would rather have a shoot-out with the police than be arrested & go to prison. Trump is having a figurative shoot-out with the American people as he desperately tries to avoid prison.
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Hey @realDonaldTrump if the coming election is so rigged, what will that say about your victory If you win?