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MarkMyWords

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jokes for the people. I make them up on the fly and a some are funny 😎. The goal? Smiles 😁#Freedom #USA

Joined August 2018
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How do you become friends with someone living in the desert? You make a good Thirst impression. 😎🫪😁
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Timothy 4:7 – “I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith.” @radiologynerd this is not a goodbye …..this is see you later. Go rest in the eternal embrace of Jesus Christ.
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Forever family! ❤️🕊️
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Timothy 4:7 – “I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith.” @radiologynerd this is not a goodbye …..this is see you later. Go rest in the eternal embrace of Jesus Christ.
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What month does it start getting cold? NovemBurrrr 🥶😂
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Smartest month of the year? Knowvember 😎
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What’s a birds favorite month of the year? Hawktober. 😁
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How do you you scare somebody in the rain forest? BamBOO! 👻
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If a steak is ever making fun of you.🥩 Don’t let Picanha. 😎
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How do two pot heads get married? They have a Weeding! 😮‍💨😐
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Careful when getting advice from a race car driver. They can Steer you in the wrong direction.
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What are Promiscuous women’s favorite game at a casino? Slots 😮‍💨
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Why carve out the inside of a hotdog in late October? Hollowweenie
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What do you call a carpenter with nothing to do? Board. 😐
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Don’t bother a tree when asked to Leaf it alone! The aftermath Wood be crazy.
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What’s a stoners favorite kind of cookie? Freshly Baked. 😮‍💨
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Best place to serve dinner on a baseball field? Home plate. 🙄😁
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What breed of dog likes swimming the most? A Pooldle 😐
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What does someone say if they get hurt in a furniture store? Couch 😩
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Whenever attending a spice convention. Make sure you’re on THYME 👎
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Best day to brighten up your week? SUNday Best day to take a seat? SATurday. Best day to get married WEDnesday Best day to accompany a burger? FRYday Best day to count on? Two’sday Ok I’m done these jokes are WEEK! 🫡😮‍💨
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