I didn't think I'd ever have dislike for someone defending a chain restaurant. And yet here we are.
head first?
"Fred Warner and Brock Purdy led the way in training camp..
This 49ers team was ready to play to start the season and they've gotta love where they are right now" ~ @SteveYoungQB #PMSLive
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Can you imagine believing schools have the budget to do this
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Every time I see this Farmer’s Dog Cam Skattebo commercial, I think it’s going to end with him eating the dog food. Feels more on brand.
we deserve all this bullshit
EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti...
Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇
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For someone who always mentions his dog in every interview, I’m terrified to read this article
Kirk Herbstreit shares ‘secret’ postcoital maneuver to ensure wife had all boys awfulannouncing.com/podcasts…
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You wake up and open Draft Kings. You hammer the Pat McAfee featured parlay just like normal. You turn on ESPN and watch Pat McAfee debate AI Pat McAfee. During the 16 straight commercials you play the new McAfee album. Banger. You DoorDash the new Pat McAfee meal.
Life is good.
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Then maybe you should make a movie about any of the other days of the year when it’s illegal to have sex
"One Night Only" director Will Gluck says it's "100%" true that Gen Z and Gen Alpha don’t want to see sex on screen:
"I went through this on two movies. I have long pages of empirical data about it. The only thing is I don’t think it’s just Gen Z and Gen Alpha. I believe it’s been a societal shift from taking nudity in adult situations and putting them on your phones at home for everybody. Now it’s more of a private, intimate thing that people don’t want to see when they’re in a shared experience. Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable."
variety.com/2026/film/featur…
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Its crazy to use the word ‘expert’ as a pejorative. Like who are we supposed to trust then? The guy who has no fucking idea what he’s talking about????
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I had a line to the programming director of MTV once and he relayed that people never shut up about them not showing music videos anymore.
“We do show music videos … all day every day on MTV2. Nobody fucking watches it”
Lesson in there.
I guess ending the show on a 15 minute chant fest for Jalen Brunson is better than an exciting tag match setting up your summer slam main event.
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One thing I always think about with the rigged crowd: If you actually believe in good faith that the 2020 U.S. Election was rigged, then logically you should be calling out the results of Senate elections in Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Louisana and on and on, no?
But stunningly I never see this.
WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged
"You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her."
"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.