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Joined June 2013
Me on my way to ask for a Sugared Cinnamon Rim on my Pumpkin Spice Latte
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill
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October opening up with a 50 degree morning
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big naturals but i’m talking about my calf muscles
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Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore
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Chuck bass after opening a speakeasy before algebra class
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My girlfriend has split the O
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Horrific day to be a mystery with Nick Saban rocking this lid
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been getting into this lately
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person who organized the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest
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Me and my best friend after eating very sour candy
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going to the timothee chalamet lookalike contest and sprinkling cigarettes on the ground like i’m feeding pigeons
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october 11th
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tate mcrae sounds like an oklahoma state quarterback who goes 7-6 and loses in the o’reilly auto parts bowl
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Using Amazon’s AI technology to see how a stainless steel frying pan would look in my living room. Not bad
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marley gordon receiving my 5th call of the day to say something that could’ve easily been a text
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Me waiting for the first HaHa in the group chat
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