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just another libra

Joined October 2010
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I get where you're coming from but you should really stop coming from there.
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No one knows how to spell beef borbingbong. But I am cooking it. Delicious beef boingyboinggon.
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evergreen
Do i have to exist everyday
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how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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top 5 horror movies : -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life
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Went to a pharmacy and met a celebrity
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My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)
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Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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Buong
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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This was a joke but I decided to do it (all in good fun)
Ranking the open relationship rules from different couples I know from “perfectly healthy” to “they need to break up right now”
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yes i have a dirty mind but in my defense have you seen you
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