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old sheldon

@martymediocre

gods silliest soldier

Joined May 2024
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One day I would like to be a famous celebrity, which is why tomorrow I will be dressing up as adolf hitler in blackface for halloween
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yoishikata (@yoishikata8) profile pictureyoishikata@yoishikata8Oct 27
Art I got called satanic for:
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about to watch the i am an architect film
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One of my favourite bits of UK lore is that this country’s most commonly used vacuum cleaner is also a little guy named Henry
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jair bolsonaro:
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he tryna ignore it
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OH FUCK YEAH LULA LETS GO
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Just got full body splashed by a bus driving over a puddle
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i will make them pay……….
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My vent art
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REAL, HARD-HITTING HONEST CRITICISM OF CYBERPUNK EDGERUNNERS 2 - - - - - - - - not as good as the first one but i liked it😊
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Got some minor muscle pain from the gym and im out of paracetamol
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Some asshole couldn’t be bothered to think of a good password and now i got nothing to jerk to all day
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AND IT HAS FUCKING MIDROLL ADS!?!?
old sheldon (@martymediocre) profile pictureold sheldon@martymediocreOct 19
Got access to my dads paramount+ and holy shit this is one of the worst catalogs I’ve ever seen, genuinely worse than tubi even
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Got access to my dads paramount+ and holy shit this is one of the worst catalogs I’ve ever seen, genuinely worse than tubi even
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My voice always sounds way better when it’s hoarse is there a way I can fuck up my vocal cords enough to make it permanent
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Me and gang when online releases
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French electronic duo Justice are officially set to supply the dynamic score for GTA 6. The pair previously appeared on the soundtrack for Grand Theft Auto 4. bit.ly/3UqIVoc
Justice in the style of GTA wallpaper art. Caption reads: GTA 6 Original Score Composed by Electronic Duo Justice

ALT Justice in the style of GTA wallpaper art. Caption reads: GTA 6 Original Score Composed by Electronic Duo Justice

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Micheal Jackson spits some of the worst game I’ve ever heard at the start of P.Y.T.
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“You know you make feel so good inside… I always wanted a girl just like you… P.Y.T…pretty young thing….”
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@ConnorEatsPantsOct 14
Replying to @StephenM
Stephen, your ability to wake up every morning and not kill yourself is both impressive and disappointing
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