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Martyn Pool

@martynpool

Dad to two kids, husband to one wife 😁

 God's Own County, England
Joined October 2010
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This #BeatLukeLittler set up is a farce! 😂😂😂
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@EnglandOct 26
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

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The society would like to wish the 🐐 a very happy 30th birthday. To mark the occasion we have commissioned a flag that will soon sit proudly down at Walesby Lane. #UpTheSlack #UpTheTown
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like
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Luke Bailey@lukebailey90Jul 30
2026 Pavel Nedved looks like Stephen Graham acting as Pavel Nedved.
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Good morning. We have no water in the Pontefract area WF8 2QY. Has this been reported? @YWHelp
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Therese 🇳🇴
@ThereseUTDJul 21
"don’t do anything stupid, you’re already on a yellow" Enzo Fernández:
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Been saying this throughout the tournament. Just went from bad to worse.
Isaac Johnson (@isaacjohnsonLL) profile pictureIsaac Johnson@isaacjohnsonLLJul 19
This has not been a good World Cup. Probably the worst of the 2000s Hardly any proper positive iconic moments, plenty of negative ones FIFA integrity dissolved, US self-absorption nauseating, appalling finale What a shame, what a waste #WorldCup
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Enjoying the mask slip moment tremendously, I must say. People have spent years trying to separate him from the rest of the Argentina national team's antics. He is one of them
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@xGPhilosophyJul 19
Expected snitch
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Raff@BeersnBluesJul 19
When you go and check your ride photo at Alton Towers
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#KeepHTShowsOutOfFootball
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Okay, we're finished. Thanks for being along for the ride x
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Andy Bush
@bushontheradioJul 19
🤖 Made with AI
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He seems fine
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Things happened
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Is there a bigger set of shithouses in world football than Argentina? Poor winners, poor losers. Not what the game is about. #fifaworldcup
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Weeeeeeeeee
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Love it.
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoJul 19
🚨🛑 Red card Enzo Fernández.
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BBC Sport
@BBCSportJul 19
ENZO FERNANDEZ IS SENT OFF 🟥 Argentina will play the rest of the World Cup final with 10 men after Fernandez got his second yellow for a very late tackle.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Absolutely magical! Sent off in a world cup final. What a gonk 😂 #fifaworldcup2026
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