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- Sir? Uh, Major Houlihan requests permission to see the colonel.
- Well, tell her I died of a hangover and didn't leave a forwarding address.
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- Normal is everybody doing the same thing.
- What about individuality?
- Individuality's fine. As long as we all do it together.
- Anybody who'd wanna get everybody would wanna get you most of all.
- Yeah, well, you're not gonna get me!
- Oh, me? No, I don't go in for that sort of thing.
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- Alright, who left the dead minnows in my pocket?
- They were alive when I put them there, you've killed them!
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Henry, I'm all ribbed out! I have barbecue deficiency! Don't you get the clinical picture? Withdrawal trauma! Take blood, you'll see. Half hemoglobin, half barbecue sauce from Chicago!
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- That's insubordination. You do that to me one more time, and I'm entitled to... bite off your left ear. Just food for thought.
- He's not bluffing. He got Van Gogh.
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- May I remind you, sir, we're fighting a war?
- Well, that certainly explains all the noise at night.
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- Where's the stupid sulfa?
- It's in the living room. The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.
- Margaret, you made a joke!
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- I had a long little dogie once. It was a dachshund.
- Oh, a little hot dog! What happened to him?
- He got mustered out.
- I RELISH these conversations!
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- Captain Pierce. Officers returning from leave are supposed to check in with their commanding officer upon their return.
- Hello, honey, I'm home.
- Anybody who'd wanna get everybody would wanna get you most of all.
- Yeah, well, you're not gonna get me!
- Oh, me? No, I don't go in for that sort of thing.