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New Hellraiser game looks great
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How do expect to become a strong man if you won't put yourself in mortal danger to chase tail?
Nah my nigga you too deep in the trenches. Couldn’t be me 🇨🇴😭✈️
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Nah man delete this fucking delete this
Fille japonaise : Où est passé ma boîte de serviettes hygiéniques usagées Son père dans la cuisine :
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how it feels trying to lift a car battery out of the engine bay
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Grimey mother fuckers walk amongst us brothers
who the fuck actually cleans their dick after jerking off, as soon as i'm soft i just pull my boxers back and move on with my day
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you’d think with the decline in popularity of catgirls, their natural prey (ratgirls) would have seen more of a population boost by now. girl ecology is so hard to understand…
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Listen Robert (Bob) Gray is minding his own business he just got up from a 27 year nap ok?
A man allegedly living in a sewer has been arrested for harassing children in Maryland A mother told him to leave her kids alone, to which he replied "No, tell them to leave me alone"
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The missing 411 is incomplete you can help by expanding it
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Homo right of passage how do I know? I'm homos
Anon uses sunflower oil
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talkin like this and her boss is Orochimaru
if naruto had been there instead..
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anyone remember when Gdubs was sending DCMA's to people who got viral warhammer tweets at the start of current ED 40k?
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we absolutely should in fact genetically engineer bioluminescent plants & trees and then completely eradicate the affront to God that is LED street lights from the face of the Earth
How come it's always war and never like road work. Can we genetically engineer some giraffes for construction projects?
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X com is actually a documentary
🚨: Retired U.S. Navy Rear Admiral Tim Gallaudet claimed that aliens are active in the oceans and possess technology and intelligence more advanced than humanity.
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need a chick in red demoness cosplay twerking in time with the beat
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Asajj Ventris
She’s playing flag football, but that flag on her waist is fighting for its life
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primo appuntamento andato benissimo ;3💘
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They ugly as shit bro
On July 31, 2023, at 4:45 P.M., an anonymous user replied to a 4chan /x/ thread titled “alien photographs” with two images. The captions read “Biologically Active yet Comatose” and “Deceased Remains.” alienarchivist.substack.com/… #ufotwitter #ufox #aliens #uapdisclosure
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Suffering is everlasting
These two games were cancelled by EA, BTW. Dead Space 4 would have featured the Necromorphs devastating Earth after their invasion, while Mass Effect: Universe would have featured a cold war following the Reaper War. Both were cancelled in favor of Battlefield and sports games.
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this is the shit nikola tesla was talking about tbh
🚨 JAPAN CREATED A DEVICE THAT MAKES ELECTRICITY FROM AIR Japanese scientists have developed a tiny matchbox-sized generator that produces power using humidity in the air. It doesn’t need sunlight, wind, water, fuel, or batteries to work. The device uses special materials that react with water molecules in the atmosphere, creating a steady flow of electricity day and night. Researchers believe this breakthrough could power small electronics and future smart devices without traditional energy sources. If this technology improves further, the air around us could someday become a hidden source of endless clean energy. Source
National Institute for Materials Science. Humidity-powered energy generation research. Japan.
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last minute WWII victory
🚨 #BREAKING: Adolf Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest destroyed in major fire, police investigating as arson.
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