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jessemiles

@masterSplnter

FIU Law Class of 2020 | UM Class of 2015 | Miami sports fan | Law guy

 Hollywood, FL
Joined September 2014
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politically, 9/11 ended at this moment
Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) profile pictureHoward Mortman@HowardMortmanSep 9
"Rudy Giuliani. I mean, think about it. Rudy Giuliani. There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11." -- Joe Biden, October 30, 2007, Democratic Presidential debate in Philadelphia
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30 minutes is up. Should we extend the time? 👀
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archie@ArchieMcW9 Dec 2024
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@Twitch9 Dec 2024
Chat, who’s a streamer under 15K followers who has had a great 2024?
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They ain't real cause she was about to COOK
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jk rowland outchere deleting tweets the same way karen in goodfellas was flushing coke
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never reposted anything so fast
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"Oh I love it. I'm very excited about Walz. Walz is a fighter. He's done a lot with a very slim majority in the state legislature in Minnesota." @hasanthehun reacts to Tim Walz being selected by Kamala Harris for her V.P. pick. WATCH: youtu.be/oBHoY-LDATs?feature…
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brandon*
@brndxix24 Jul 2024
the free speech demon strikes again
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SHE’S A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION
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@ElieNYC21 Jun 2024
This is why Republicans work so hard to keep history out of schools. They don’t want white children to know what their parents and grandparents did.
Gary Parrish (@GaryParrishCBS) profile pictureGary Parrish
@GaryParrishCBS21 Jun 2024
Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it. (Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)
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cabby@cabby13 Jun 2024
lmao
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Highest +/- across regular and postseason since 1990: +71 — Gustav Forsling (this season) +64 — Vladimir Konstantinov +61 — Johnny Gaudreau +57 — Mario Lemieux +57 — Sergei Federov +57 — Devon Toews This is an all-time defensive season for Forsling.
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euphoria youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg
euphoria

euphoria

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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Straight up looks like it’s from the instructions manual for Goldeneye N64
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@katyperry23 Apr 2024
thx for the delivery @elonmusk #idol
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Fins Nation🐬, I’ve made a donation to Damar Hamlin’s Foundation and encourage you to do the same. Bills Mafia rained down donations for Tua in a time of need, we should return the favor. Love🤟🏼 The Chasing M's Foundation Community Toy Drive gofund.me/11b192dc
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Mike@MikeSanchize24 Oct 2022
LMAO unreal. Still gonna blow it. We can't get a break man
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Rhythm is a dancer Anthony Elanga, You won’t stop him if you dare Came from Scandinavia To be United’s saviour Scoring goals from everywhere Woah it’s Elanga 🎵🎵 @ManUtd #UCL
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@G4TV18 Feb 2022
We're running it back for another G4 x @collectsideshow sweepstakes (this time with our favorite v tuber and a true king)  Must: Follow @G4TV RT + Like this tweet Comment with either #teammiko or #teamwoods!
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If @MichaelRyanRuiz honors his bet with @Stugotz790 and shaves his head, we’ll give away free $50 Sheets & Giggles gift cards to anyone who likes and retweets this 💰🛏 If he doesn’t, we get free advertising, and you get nothing 💸 In other words… it’s a heady play 🪒🧔‍♂️
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Let’s show @univmiami what the power of the people looks like… I’ll donate $250 for every RT up to $3,000,000 to rev this engine up…. #TrustTheProcess #UM
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