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you’re boring me to death and I’m already dead

Joined October 2025
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Obsessed with the lighting in my work’s bathroom
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Patrick Bateman at your service
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If I see one more liberty biberty commercial, I will go insane
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‘Lies’ by Zach Bryan & Lana Del Rey debuts at #2 on the US Spotify chart with 1.71 million streams. It also debuts at #10 on the Global Spotify chart with 2.93 million streams.
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Her monthly listeners are about to explode
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Lana del rey’s career this decade
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She really went from not trying at all to being overly ambitious 😭
Lana Del Rey's Official Submissions for the 2027 #GRAMMYs (exclusive to The Grammy Guru): White Feather Hawk Tail Dear Hunter: ROTY, SOTY, Alt Music Perf, Best Music Video First Light: Best Song for Visual Media Please credit us (@TheGrammyGuru) if you're posting our exclusive submissions on your account.
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Waking my neighbors up to crank 2
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